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Woman's iPhone Destroyed by Bear? Yeah Right, Apple Geniuses Say

When it comes to bears, we agree with talk show host Stephen Colbert's stance. They're godless, killing machines. That means Kris Rowley, the State of Vermont's Certified Information Security Officer (CISO), is one lucky lady. While hiking this summer, Rowley escaped unharmed from an encounter with a bear, all thanks to her iPhone.

With the bear closing in on her, Rowley searched her pockets for anything she could use to distract the animal. Finding only her iPhone, she panicked and tossed the device at the bear (since there's still no picnic basket application). According to CIO, that move bought Rowley just enough time to run away while the bear nuzzled and clawed the cell phone.

Here's where things really get interesting. Baseball bat in hand, Rowley returned to the site of the encounter two days later and recovered her mangled iPhone. Hoping for some sympathy, she took the phone to an Apple store and told one of the employees her story. However, Apple didn't buy the story. So Rowley was forced to purchase a new iPhone for full price.

Seriously, Apple? This is the CISO for the State of Vermont, not some middle-school kid claiming that a dog ate his homework. Maybe Rowley should bring in the bear to corroborate her story, and while she's got the animal there, have it maul some of those jerks behind the Genius Bar, too. [From: CIO, via Gizmodo]

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