USB Prank Device Will Make Your Office Mates Hate You

A cyber saboteur can sneak to your cubicle, plug this sucker in an out-of-the-way USB port, roll back the time delay, engage the switches, and escape -- by the time you're back at your desk with a fresh cup of coffee. Moments later, you're dragging a very important document into a very important folder, and your mouse cursor will lose control and bounce around the screen like a chihuahua on a meth binge.
You, of course, will freak out and start clicking away at the keyboard (which isn't responding, either), and -- as a result of your frayed nerves -- spill fresh coffee all over the unresponsive keyboard (and your lap). The document will be somewhere in the trash can, your keyboard fried, your smart new pantsuit brown and reeking of Maxwell House, and your hateful co-worker cackling somewhere in the breakroom. Of course, while you're running to the bathroom in order to hide your tears, your co-worker will slip back into your cubicle, and remove the Computer Prankster and, thus, all evidence.
It might not strike you as funny at the time, but believe us... When you're looking back years later, long after your boss has fired you for losing the Johnson file and being a coffee-spilling spazzoid, it'll be hilarious. [From: Thumbs Up UK, via Dvice]



Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Millerson said 5:06AM on 10-14-2009
Just don't get caught doing it in the United States, because it is a felony under a subsection of the Homeland Security bill that includes a definition of terrorism as computer tampering in the workplace. Think you won't be arrested? Ask any of the thousands who are already in jail for pranks.
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Shawn the Prankster said 5:34PM on 10-18-2009
Is this thing Mac compatible or will it only do its thing with a PC?
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David Kimmerly said 12:42AM on 10-19-2009
Millerson, you need to lighten up and provide some sources to the "thousands" that are jailed for pranks of this sort. MmmmKay?
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Tex said 5:21PM on 10-19-2009
Ya...thinkgeek has been selling these things for about a year now for only 13$
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Tom said 10:44PM on 11-15-2009
Sorry Homeland security bill doesnt apply to workplaces within any of the several states... the feds can only regulate for D.C. and its territories (Guam. Virgin Islands.. etc).. Stop drinking the dictatorship koolaid.
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