The Nobel Prizes are always preceded by the
Ig Nobel Prizes, which honor research that "makes people laugh and think." This year's Ig Nobel winners have turned tequila into diamonds, studied full versus empty beer-bottle-to-head injuries (turns out they both hurt), and even designed
a bra that, during your average chemical warfare blitz, doubles as a pair of gas masks for you and a friend. Dr. Elena Bodnar, winner of the Public Health prize for her bustier-cum-breathing apparatus, demonstrated the effectiveness of her invention on two real Nobel laureates, who presented her award.
Nobel laureates wearing bras on their faces? Why didn't
we get invited to this frat party? Bodnar shares her new (ig-)nobility with such dignified past winners as Kees Moeliker, who discovered
the propensity for gay necrophilia in ducks, and Dr. Francis Fesmire, whose
cure for hiccups involves the manipulation of your interior posterior.
Switched would like to applaud the Ig Nobel winners both past and current for their very Freudian contributions to the scientific canon. Keep up the good work! [From:
Telegraph.co.uk]
Tags: funny, humor, ig nobel awards, IgNobelAwards, research, top, weird
Comments
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Subscribe to commentsAloysius VampaOct 3rd 2009 2:38PM
Damn it.
Why didn't I think of that?
"Honey, I need your mask."
"Why? It's fine outside."
"I... I need it."
Al TellesOct 3rd 2009 5:31PM
Shows the sad level the Nobel laureates have stooped to in the last 20 years. Let's give Jimmy Carter another Peace Prize (Yes I am being sarcastic).
AngelaOct 3rd 2009 7:14PM
I'm sorry, but that pink satin mask with black lining looks like a pair of women's panties, and the first thing I thought about was Aerosmith's lyrics in Walk This Way, "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"! It's just about to crack me up! Okay, I know. Time for me to get OFF the computer....