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#1 and #2 are ridiculous because #1) drafts can be done over the Internet or a teleconference and airfare would be a colossal waste of money, and #2) because too much paperwork leads to utter confusion and therefore would be a huge waste of time. The true fantasy sports fanatic knows that sometimes less is more. #7 isn't much of a stretch because most parents (moms and dads) decide quickly on a name and might even have them picked years in advance. My first son is named after me and my then-wife chose the name of my second son which I approved. But #3 through #6 are dead-on accurate! Team names on the other hand usually are creative (not true of your kids' names unless you want them to be picked on all the time) and you end up thinking of a GOOD team name at the draft or even afterwards because you are spending all your time studying the projections and depth charts.

Signed, the proud owner of the Pittsburgh Penetration, Manhattan Mad Men, and Florida Hooters