Facebook Is On Its Way To Owning You

Matlin theorizes that, with the FriendFeed purchase, "Facebook bought the rights to nearly everything you do online" -- assuming the role of your portal to everything on the Web. Twitter posts, Diggs, flickr uploads, and more could be captured in its tendrils. This would leave Google as the only blockade before Facebook completes its quest to completely "own you."
Still, with the addition of real-time search capabilities, Facebook could effectively supplant Google as everyone's one-stop Web locale. Matlin proposes, "Facebook bought FriendFeed so it could become the Huffington Post of your social life." Just think, Facebook could finally materialize its goals of becoming a technologized, all-knowing "Big Brother," constantly keeping tabs on the daily activities of people everywhere.
Since this reeks of an Orwellian, information-controlled social nightmare, shouldn't somebody maybe protest... Attention, citizens! This blog is being interrupted for a Facebook PSA. Facebook is The Leader. We love The Leader. We will not question Dear Leader! [From: The Washington Post]
Facebook Crime and Punishment
Blackmail
Sending any personal info or incriminating pictures to someone on Facebook is a huge mistake for many reasons. One of the worst possible outcomes is getting blackmailed for money, sex, or, well, anything these sickos dream up. Really, whether they're using a fake profile or not, it's a horrible idea. Read up on the story of an 18-year-old who blackmailed 31 male classmates after he posed as a girl and asked for nude pictures. That's lesson enough.
Impostors
Sure, it can be harmless to impersonate a celeb online or create a fake profile for a movie character. But seriously, there's a definite line you shouldn't cross when pretending to be someone else and it can lead to dire consequences for you. Maybe it's not as extreme as the Moroccan man who was jailed for 43 days after creating a fake Facebook profile of a prince, but you never know. Just steer clear of it.
Self-Incrimination
Do we really have to explain this? Just look up the shoplifter who posed with her stolen merchandise, the many photos of drunk underage teens, and, most recently, the album featuring a couple who killed and ate an endangered iguana in the Bahamas.
Suicide
Social networking sites has been blamed for a lot of things, fairly and unfairly, but in our opinion, the worst offense has been their indirect involvement in suicides. Obviously, there are a lot of factors responsible in each case, but there does seem to be links between social networking and a rash of suicides, and obviously tehre's the case tragic of Megan Meier, who killed herself after a classmate's mom impersonated a teen boy and harassed her over Myspace.
Murder
We've reported on numerous incidents of people getting in trouble because of their online behavior. Now, people are becoming victims because of what they're doing on the Web too. In England, a man was convicted of murdering his estranged wife after she changed her relationship status to "single." So, be careful of who can see your profile and what you're doing, no matter how harmless it seems.
Nigerian Scammers
Oh, you thought this only happened via poorly worded emails, right? WRONG. Once people got wise to their old ways, these con men are turning to social networking sites for new targets. This time, they're hacking into people's accounts and impersonating them to ask for money, usually with some weird sob story. You can check out a transcript of one of these conversations here.
Cooperation
Even if the law isn't on a case, a victim, his friends, or empathetic strangers might be. Since it's easy to get word out for anything online, people are using blogs, forums, and social networking sites to help track down criminals. In one such case, a vehicle thief was tracked down by a bunch of anonymous car enthusiasts after the victim posted his story on a forum. In the end, they identified the guy through his Facebook profile.
Self-Incrimination
Do we really have to explain this? Just look up the shoplifter who posed with her stolen merchandise, the many photos of drunk underage teens, and, most recently, the album featuring a couple who killed and ate an endangered iguana in the Bahamas.





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsBobsBlogAug 20th 2009 5:25PM
Sounds like maybe an illegal monoploy. Good luck monitoring me. I clean and check my PC regularly.
AutumnOliviaAug 20th 2009 5:33PM
I hate to burst your bubble, Chabsentia, but there are far more than 18,000 or even 50,000 people on Facebook. Plenty of right wingers, plenty of left wingers, plenty of everybody. You don't have to subscribe to any particular political agenda to want to connect with your friends, share photos of your kids' soccer games, or take cute quizzes. THERE IS NO LIBERAL CONSPIRACY, Chabsentia.
pamb359Aug 20th 2009 5:50PM
I so agree. I am not on any of those
pamb359Aug 20th 2009 5:51PM
1984.
Joseph RuggieroAug 20th 2009 6:33PM
It's UnConstitutional for anyone to own another human being...
arentanyAug 20th 2009 6:52PM
I don't use any of these things, but it is quite clear that this is a shabby mareketing piece. Somebody wants Face Book out of their remaining market share.
ShellyAug 20th 2009 7:27PM
Listen, if AOL is talking about Catholics, Facebook or Sarah Palin it is always negative. I dare anyone to find a positive article about any of these topics.
MeganAug 20th 2009 7:52PM
No!!!...Now facebook knows which badass Joss Whedon character I would be (as well as which Disney princess and how well I would survive a zombie attack). My privacy, it's all gone!!!
loooonie2Aug 20th 2009 7:55PM
Calling Obama a thug shows your ignorance.
KellyAug 20th 2009 10:18PM
I think that all sites (facebook especially) are nothing but home wreckers. I don't think that any of them should be available. It is nothing but bull**** if you ask me. I think they should ban them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matt715Aug 20th 2009 9:38PM
I have no use for Facebook in my life & I'm proud of it. If I had a more corporate job, I probably would've had to sell my soul to it. Happily, after seeing this article about how evil this phenom is getting, I'm happy I'm not that successful.
gemzandorAug 21st 2009 5:19AM
Hey Superman (comment 16):
Time to take the kryptonite out of your butt. You are, umm, lets see, what is the politically correct way of saying this ... ok, you are one crazy MF. And no, I am not Bill Gates, not that you'll believe me. But you really need to be taking your medication.
CHABSENTIAAug 21st 2009 11:37AM
I guess I touched a raw nerve with Heather. There was no ranting and raving. Rhino referred to a poster as a Moron because he brought Obama into the discussion. This is about Facebook owning you. When 18,000 members of Facebook in conjunction with Huffington organized a Boycott against Whole Foods because of the comment by the owner that he believed in fixing Health care but not the particular Health care of Obama then thousands of Face book Members brought Obama into the discussion and the poster was correct in mentioning Obama.It is sad that people such as Heather can't make the connection and because they can't debate the issues then they try to attack on the basis of spelling etc. As ehm pointed out there is only one spelling mistake and it is actually a typo. Chances are that you will find that I spelled the word correctly in another part.It is a moot point because I type fast . Unfortunately people such as Heather either can't or wont debate the issues and come to the defense of others that do the same or perhaps Heather and Rhino are the same?
shanedieselblackSep 2nd 2009 5:54AM
GOD BLESS YOU, LnJoiner!