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Oreo the Kitty Graduates From Online 'High School'


Oreo, a two-year-old tuxedo cat from Macon, Georgia, may be the very first one in her family to receive a high-school diploma. She can't verify that, though, because she doesn't have extensive knowledge of her family history. As she wrote in the 'Life Experience Essay' portion of her accreditation, she was adopted by Kelvin Collins, the president of the Better Business Bureau of Central Georgia. Collins, seeing Oreo's ambitious nature, enlisted his feline's help in exposing 'diploma mills.' These 'schools' often cite life experience as a qualification, or pose as cheap and easy ways to get high school, Associate's, or Master's diplomas.

Collins did admit to MSNBC that he gave Oreo a little bit of help with her coursework at the online-only Jefferson High School. (The cat, though, did sit on Collins's lap throughout the test.) Fortunately, when Collins got an answer wrong, the program gave him a 'hint,' all but marking the correct answer for him. The cat-and-man team 'graduated,' but that doesn't mean Oreo is going to college. Collins chose Jefferson High because it only cost $200; those 'college diplomas' usually run $800 to $1,200.

While the Better Business Bureau doesn't mean to insult the kitty's obvious intelligence, it does continue to point out that the only way to receive a legitimate GED is to head into an official testing center and pass the exam. So, what about the high school programs that count 'life experience' (like a student's musical tastes, or the way they work out) as ways of getting credit? Frauds. The BBB outlines red flags surrounding online schools, alerting Americans that if it's too good to be true, it probably is.

Still, we offer congratulations to Oreo for working against the Internet stereotypes of cats as grammar butchers and hedonistic keyboard players. Let's see dogs get diplomas, huh? [From: MSNBC.com]

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