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Despite their cute and cuddly LOL Web antics, cats can be cruel and vindictive creatures, frequently toying with their nearly dead and battered prey before finally dispatching it. According to Thursday's report in the TCPalm, a Florida man recently learned this lesson in feline sociopathy when his pet cat allegedly framed him for downloading child pornographyThe patsy, Keith Griffin, had previously noticed his cat supposedly frolicking on his keyboard, but thought the little rascal was merely up to his typical frisky feline antics. Perhaps afraid of being humiliated and exploited by his owner, the kitty was instead downloading thousands of pornographic images onto Griffin's computer. Or, at least, that's Griffin's story.
Police didn't buy the kitty porn tale, of course. The Martin County Sheriff's Department is charging Griffin with ten counts of possession of child pornography and holding him on $250,000 bail. If the guy is indeed guilty, someone needs to record his sentencing and create the greatest, and most appropriate, "Play him off (to jail), keyboard cat" video to ever hit the Web. [From: TCPalm, via Download Squad]
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Subscribe to commentsortegadoggydogAug 10th 2009 11:38PM
Yeah, right. I believe you. NOT, you sick sob. Rot in hell with wacko jacko and all the other chomos.
MizTrinaAug 23rd 2009 12:43AM
Someone ought to rescue that kitty from that vile man.
TracieFeb 25th 2010 11:19PM
That's so funny. Well not really. Just a coincidence. I've been saying lately that my Min Pin (dog) has her paws on my laptop, that's she's looking at 'Kitty Kitty porno'. Kitty Kitty gets her excited and her huge ears stick up. So I thought it was funny when I 'caught' her on my laptop. I gotta show this article to my boyfriend.
But on a serious note, I think he is retarded. And a sick bast@rd. Really?! Your cat downloaded THOUSANDS of pictures of naked children? He has to be the most idiotic person if he thinks ANYONE will believe that story.
So according to him, this is how it goes:
1.His cat opens the browser.
2.His cat types in www.kiddyporn.com.
3.His cat scrolls down and sees an image he loves.
4.His cat right-clicks on said image and chooses 'Save'
5.His cat repeats number 3 & 4 a couple thousand times.
Give me a break! I hope he gets the maximum on each count and they run it consecutively, not concurrently. He should get the maximum for not only being a sick bast@rd, but for being so stupid. And I'm hoping he gets made Bubba's Kitty Kitty! LOL
HI ACApr 20th 2010 10:35PM
May the one with out sin cast the first stone.
Im not sure why this is news, At first i thought the cat really did download it that would have made it newsworthy.
I guess it would be possiblen for a cat to bring up the site not sure about the download part. before i put all my filters in place just pressing one button anything could pop up and then theirs always those adds. well thankfully there is software to get rid of it and you can stay on the web clean and clear.I think its wierd using someone elses computer and they have so much junk on every web page