London DJ Claims He's Allergic to Wi-Fi
Inconvenient allergies (like grass, milk, or LOLcats) aren't usually so weird. But a London DJ's claim just might top them all. Steve Miller, a.k.a Afterlife, told the Telegraph that he's allergic to 'electrosmog' that's caused by wireless Internet waves. According to The Telegraph, about two-percent of the world's population say they suffer from electromagnetic hypersensitivity. With most hotels, airports, and now bars offering Wi-Fi, Miller is in danger of becoming a recluse. The DJ says the only place he's completely safe is inside his home, which has 18-inch thick granite walls. Aside from not being able to live like a normal human, Miller also thinks he's missing out on plenty of gigs since he can't use an airport, or even a train station.
Unfortunately, Wi-Fi hotspots will keep cropping up around town. Maybe some pioneering doctors will come up with a way to battle the symptoms caused by 'electrosmog,' which can include headaches, depression and blood pressure problems. Until then, Miller should just trick out his pad and start hosting house shows. [From The Telegraph]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Xerloq said 2:19PM on 7-24-2009
I'd like to see a clinical trial.
Put him in a Faraday cage with a WiFi router that can be turned on or off from outside the cage (through a wired connection, obviously) and blindfold him.
Let a research watch through the cage while a remote researcher (who can't see the subject) turn the switch on or off.
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Gipionocheiyort said 4:00PM on 7-24-2009
Hypochondria enters the 21st century.
Can't he just wear a tinfoil hat like the rest of the crazies?
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Gobelet said 4:06PM on 7-24-2009
I hope his microwave is totally leak-free, if not he might just burst in flames while microwaving a pop-corn bag...
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J said 5:28PM on 7-24-2009
He can't use an airport? Oh, please.
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dfoster said 9:03PM on 7-24-2009
What a crock! Internet WiFi is no different than radio, tv, or microwave telephone transmission. Perhaps if he lined his hat with aluminum foil, it would not only protect him from the internet, but also from Martians broadcasting their thought waves to him.
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margie said 9:38PM on 7-24-2009
I think that this guy needs to seek some professional help with this problem he seems to have. In all honesty I think that it is all in his head. So my advice to him is please go see a shrink about your problem.
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JSams4131 said 11:51PM on 7-24-2009
The WiFi! it Burns!!!
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Ian Douglas said 8:33AM on 7-28-2009
We're not all so gullible:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/technology/iandouglas/100002500/why-no-one-is-allergic-to-wifi/
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