PurityRing iPhone App Lets You Advertise Your Abstinence
So here's the dilemma: You're a devout Christian who wants to show off your dedication to abstinence, but you really detest physical objects. You prefer all your knickknacks to come in a virtual form on your iPhone screen. You've got a Virtual Zippo, an iPhone leveler, you even prefer to poking at virtual zits over the real thing.So what are you, the pious-but-tech-savvy, to do? One option is PurityRing, an iPhone app that displays a spinning silver ring to indicate that you plan to refrain from obtaining carnal knowledge until you're married. The app costs $0.99, which might seem like a lot for an app that has little practical function, but is less than the cost of an actual ring. Of course, the developers don't intend this to be a replacement for actual Purity Pledge ceremonies at churches (or Purity Rings, for that matter). Instead, the app is meant to be a compliment to them.
After hearing the pledge read aloud, the user can confirm that he or she will abstain from sex until marriage, and choose either a male or female purity ring to display. Users can then choose to share their message of abstinence with those they know by e-mailing them a link to the app.
Of course, this is just what the App Store needed -- another useless app, and another way for high schoolers to try to fool their parents into believing they're not having sex. [From: Telegraph]
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'God of War I & II:'
Press the right buttons, and gently twirl the thumbstick, to see the climax of mini-games in both God of War I and II for PS2 and PSP
'Grand Theft Auto III (consoles)'
The infamous "don't come a knockin'" prostitute scenes created a stir when GTA 3 was originally released for PS2.
'Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude; Box Office or Bust' (for consoles):
These most recent incarnations continue to follow the exploits of love lorn Larry in versions for both PC and next gen consoles
'Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals' (for PC)
Released in 1989 for PCs, this third installment of the groundbreaking franchise of risque role playing preceded GTA 4 by 20 years when the title character shows the full Larry in an infamous shower scene
'Mass Effect:'
The backlash from FoxNews greatly exaggerated the tame innuendo and implied relations between the two sapphic lovers in Xbox's Mass Effect.
'Playboy: The Mansion' (consoles):
Disappointingly demure, perhaps the highlight of this sojourn to the mansion is playing photographer in this release for PC, PS2 and Xbox
'Rapelay:'
Amazon removed listings for this disturbing, yet readily available in Japan, DVD-ROM in which the main character stalks and, to put it mildly, torments young girls.
'The Sims;' nude patch:
Denisons of young gamers were disappointed when learning that unblurred nudity in this game for PCs, consoles, and handhelds required downloading a censor patch
'Soul Calibur' (consoles):
The character Taki from the Soul Calibur franchise continues to titillate thousands of pubescent gamers in versions for every console.



Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Gerbilnose said 2:49PM on 7-17-2009
Why is Terrence O'Brien still writing here?
I know of no blogger of a higher idiocy level than him. Total ass-bag.
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Matthew said 3:18PM on 7-17-2009
"Of course, this is just what the App Store needed -- another useless app, and another way for high schoolers to try to fool their parents into believing they're not having sex."
Sounds about right to me... but I don't see this as news... "Any news is good news..." Now that people know, people will end up buying this from the assthat bothered to make this sort of app.
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bill said 8:48PM on 7-17-2009
This is so hilarious. What self-respecting human being feels the need to run around stating his/her abstinence?
Christianity has become the most riduculous and useless "religion"; it seems every time I turn around, some assh*le is making a buck selling meaningless sh*t to these kool-aid drinkers.
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mesaman said 9:36PM on 7-17-2009
You gotta quit humpin' the horse Bill, you're starting to act like whats right under it's tail.
GodHATESHaters said 9:53PM on 7-17-2009
Way to put it mesaman!!!!! Bill Gates thinks he's got the right to JUDGE like God!!!!!!!!!! STFU, ass HOLE!!!!!! There I said it for you Saint!! Mesaman is the SAINT, you bill r the anti-christ...ready for some Spiritual Warefare!!?? Jesus would LOVE to put you in the ETERNAL FIRE... And DONT talk that way to Terrance, bill gates as you did in the beginning!!!!!!! S T F U, already...you make George W. Bush look like Einstein!!! LMAO!!!!!!
linus922 said 11:09PM on 7-17-2009
Bill., I wholeheartedly agree with you! Folks, put down the kool-aid and take a good look at the real world and seek real solutions to the problems that young people face today.
ppreciousearth said 9:09PM on 7-17-2009
I have personally never heard of purity rings before, and I believe that they can be a positive reinforcement for teens to practice abstinence, but yet I wonder why one feels they need to proclaim this through a phone? I've always believed that purity must be sought in all aspects of life, not only in this subject, and I wonder why teenagers need to be 'taught' what is right and wrong. Don't we already know the difference, through the voice of conscience within all of us? I do not debate that this is a good idea, but personally, I know that I am making the right choice and do not feel the need to show it outwardly. Knowing I'm living how I feel to be true is enough reinforcement for me.
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linus922 said 11:25PM on 7-17-2009
ppreciousearth - people DO need to be taught what is right and what is wrong. It should begin when they are very young and if their parents are consistent and open with them they will learn. By the time they are teenagers it is way to late to teach them anything.
Enabling teens to proclaim their "purity" via their phones is just another way for someone to get rich. They don't give a darn what kids do as long as they buy this lame app!
grinemalnperity said 9:24PM on 7-17-2009
I want an iPhone app for "saddlebacking". (google it folks!) Oh looks like they just made one!
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Superman said 11:57PM on 7-17-2009
LMFAO! That's what us "gay" teens do BEST! Ha!
haunted_by_erik said 9:33PM on 7-17-2009
Not EVERY teenager is having sex. I managed to survive my teen years practicing abstinence.
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Mort selub said 10:23PM on 7-17-2009
Those Christian Republican congressmen living at the C Street residence should have been wearing abstinence rings. They held prayer sessions and then went out and did the dirty. Acting and speaking like one who is "holier than thou," obviously isn't enough to guarantee that one will stay "pure." Wearing an abstinence ring isn't enough to guarantee "purity," either. You don't have to announce to the world that you don't intend to get laid. All you have to do is not do it.
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Merrily said 2:27AM on 7-18-2009
I like what you said Mort. Nothing you wear on your finger (including a wedding ring) guarantees that you will remain "pure" of heart. Vows of marriage should be the highest vow one makes to another person, but the house on "C" Street is proof that it isn't being kept.
E. V. said 10:54PM on 7-17-2009
Dumb, what about the teens who aren't Christian? Isn't this an insult to them?
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Barbie said 12:54AM on 7-18-2009
Most of the kids that are using this and then announce it are just daring others to prove it wrong. This is a personal choice that should be kept for best friends and serious boyfriends
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Jolis said 2:43AM on 7-18-2009
I'm sure this is trivial but it's complement, not compliment, as this case may be.
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rjhvl said 3:22AM on 7-18-2009
I fully believe in abstinence (not only for religious, but practical reasons as well) but purity rings are overrated. I'm a teenager and I don't need a ring to practice a little self-control.
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