Bill Gates Devises Plan to Fight and Destroy Hurricanes
Oh, Bill Gates. Is there anything you can't do? The tech tycoon's path from college dropout to billionaire CEO has been well documented, but the man's enduring legacy may focus more on his post-Microsoft accomplishments. Gates has promised hundreds of millions of dollars to help impoverished countries with farming, and has also claimed that he will leave the bulk of his vast fortune to charity.Now, USA Today reports that the global philanthropist's latest venture involves a plan to fight and destroy hurricanes before they make landfall. (We hope he's doing it to prevent more Katrina-like catastrophes, and not doing it in a bid to hold the Gulf Coast and the Atlantic Seaboard hostage each summer as part of a ploy for world domination.)
Gates, who has yet to publicly comment on the matter, has reportedly secured multiple patents through which he and several colleagues hope to weaken hurricanes. Their idea focuses on steering barges directly into the path of a building storm. The barges, equipped with special turbines and pumps, would draw up frigid deep water in order to stymie developing hurricanes, which rely on warm surface water to fuel their intensity.
Hurricane expert Kerry Emanuel of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology told USA Today said that, "if enough pumps are deployed, it is reasonable to expect some form of diminution of hurricane power," adding that it "would have to be done on a massive scale, but is still probably within the realm of possibility." Probably? Come on. When Bill Gates gets involved, anything is within the realm of possibility. [From: USA Today]



Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Nobodeez Bidnezz said 10:50AM on 7-17-2009
What's next? Parting the Red Sea? Restoring sight to the blind? Raising the dead?
Reply
Superman said 3:50PM on 7-28-2009
"Slick as ICE Wilie" Gates is TRYING "Everything to impress the World"!!! "OUR" World and "God's" World!!! ..."NOT" his world!!!! In other words, he's "SAVING FACE"!!!! He's the devil!!!! He uses his wallet (REALLY "OUR MONEY" WE ALL GAVE TO HIM AND "MANY" STILL DO!!) with fear and Confusion tactics to lie about how he's going to save the world!!!! ...MANY things he does, is to pull strings and gain WORLD DOMINATION through Fame or the money he gives (which is "pennies" to him, but BIG to "the takers" he "BRIBES" to get his way...
Right NOW, he has a war brewing with Google in the Operating System's Business... Really, The TRUTH is among MYRIAD other things, he wants to do EVIL "ALL" the time!!!!! Don't be FOOLED by his so-called nice things he's "talking about" doing, (there's ALWAYS a catch!!) because its ALL to benefit bill gates, if he even does them!!!!!! He's satan's son...REBUKE him!!!! The man of ALL "EMPTY" promises!!!! He talks WAY MORE than he shows action...
Also, "BING" is an evil (Hornet) "STING"!!!! He wants DOMINANCE in the search engine business for a reason!!!! I will NEVER take a BILLION dollars from gates, if he offered it!!!!!!!! He ALWAYS has a "Motive" behind his every move and lies and lies and lies...
Rocketboy said 11:56AM on 7-17-2009
But what if hurricanes are necessary for the proper regulation for the environment?
Reply
Irene Chang said 8:27PM on 7-17-2009
(1) Nevertheless, need to avoid digging up those gas clathrates at the bottom of the ocean. Those are probably in the colder areas, but they may give off methane, which is an extremely bad global warming gas.
(2) Scientists first must make sure that the flora and fauna stirred up from deep in the ocean will not cause some other unforeseen problems (such as red tides?). Environmental impact studies are a must.
(3) Hope that this modern-day would-be Doktor Faustus is able to help solve the malaria problem before global warming turns it loose on the farther reaches of the northern and southern hemispheres. If you solve malaria, I will forgive you for all those blue screens of death I cursed at in the 1990s.
Thank you, Bill Gates. May your philanthropy ultimately has a bigger positive impact on history than the operating system and business suite software.
Reply
compuboy said 12:04PM on 7-21-2009
Bill Gates
Stop doing it. sometime we need rain, If you pump the cold water to the surface, its will stop rain.
Reply
Judy said 2:45PM on 7-28-2009
If anyone can do this I guess he can....sure hope so....
Reply
Cheese said 10:17PM on 9-02-2009
This reminds me of a book called "The Other Side of the Island"
Reply