Celebrity Death Hoaxes Running Wild on Twitter
Everyone's favorite 'Jurassic Park' chaotician wasn't alone. Soon, the Internet was abuzz with "news" that Harrison Ford's yacht had capsized, George Clooney's private plane had gone down, Miley Cyrus had been in a car accident, and Natalie Portman had tumbled off the very same cliff that claimed Goldblum.
All of these tales started on the Fake A Wish Web site and were repeated ad nauseum across the Internet. The explicitly satirical site offers users a Mad Libs-style template with which to create joke stories about celebrity death and injury (and masturbation world records). The spoof stories took off as real stories when they get passed around services like Twitter -- where fact-checking takes a backseat to instant information-gathering. Fake A Wish was also responsible for the 2006 rumors of Tom Hanks' death, and a 2008 hoax surrounding Tom Cruise. According to those rumors, both of them plunged off the very same New Zealand cliff that claimed Portman and Goldblum. Apparently, people have very short memories.
Of course, you can't really blame Twitter, or the legitimate-looking, but clearly spoofed Fake A Wish. People have always been, and always will be incredibly gullible. Only now, we're tweeting tales instead of spinning them on the radio. [From: New York Times]
Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsDeanJul 14th 2009 5:38PM
The celebrities start this stuff for the publicity. Works doesn`t it.
angela milesJul 14th 2009 5:48PM
Why is it that I never hear of these death rumors until after they've been unproven?
dskaalrud5Jul 14th 2009 6:36PM
The hoax was probably started by AOL to draw viewers to its horrible blogs.
Arek StefaniakJul 14th 2009 6:42PM
I guess AOL writers has nothing else to do, but make "grave" news about still alive
Hollywood's celebrities.
Is this is what do you want to be? ...the Internet "Globe" or "Inquirer"?
Really, that's what EXCITE you...and other people on the net by reading such crap?
Memento mori!
GeorgeJul 14th 2009 7:24PM
All I know is Ford needs to lose that earring,he looks like a 65 year old queer.
debJul 14th 2009 7:31PM
only one dead is michael jackson from pulling a bunch of dumb crap i thought he never would.. taking that mess. stupid move..
lilredvett22Jul 14th 2009 7:42PM
OMG Barbra is very weird plzzzz kitty do not respond is there anyway we can report this person?
greglJul 14th 2009 8:21PM
i know kittycatgirl dont reply to barbra
jackieJul 14th 2009 7:49PM
will everyone STOP cursing everyone , damn people get a frickin grip!!!!!!!
rk721Jul 14th 2009 7:49PM
I just raed that Charles Barkley fell over a cliff in New Zeland. I just wonder if he had his full of crap when he was going down.
Anybody hear anything?
BJac9911142Jul 14th 2009 8:01PM
Uh.....All you need to know about Dr. Gunther, and his conservative rant is the way he spells..........Uh, Doc, I think you meant to say "lose," instead of "loose," of course you're the type who absolutely loves that somebody has sent you girlfriend Sarah Palin "lose" on the world.......You're (or as you'd spell it) "yur" pathetic......and if that three syllable word is to much for you, it means "lame".....
taci93Jul 14th 2009 8:04PM
i don't like miley Cyrus but i wouldn't want her to die...
LaurieerJul 14th 2009 8:09PM
HARRISON FORD DID DROWN,,,in the movie "WHAT LIES BENEATH"
molly555Jul 14th 2009 8:17PM
i love harrison ford and cats r so cute kittycatgirl
StevenJul 14th 2009 10:30PM
Hey everyone. I just sold the Brooklyn Bridge to Miley Cyrus. See the details on my Twitter page.
StevenJul 14th 2009 10:40PM
I heard that Harrison Ford's car got into an accident at an airport, where he was flung into an airplane. The plane took off and flew to New Zealand, where it crashed. Harrison Ford was thrown out of the plane and landed by a cliff. When he tried to regain balance, Harrison Ford fell off the cliff but into his yacht, which just arrived to pick him up. Mr. Ford's yacht then sailed off, but a rouge wave hit it and the yacht capsized. That's all I've heard.