Celebrity Death Hoaxes Running Wild on Twitter
Everyone's favorite 'Jurassic Park' chaotician wasn't alone. Soon, the Internet was abuzz with "news" that Harrison Ford's yacht had capsized, George Clooney's private plane had gone down, Miley Cyrus had been in a car accident, and Natalie Portman had tumbled off the very same cliff that claimed Goldblum.
All of these tales started on the Fake A Wish Web site and were repeated ad nauseum across the Internet. The explicitly satirical site offers users a Mad Libs-style template with which to create joke stories about celebrity death and injury (and masturbation world records). The spoof stories took off as real stories when they get passed around services like Twitter -- where fact-checking takes a backseat to instant information-gathering. Fake A Wish was also responsible for the 2006 rumors of Tom Hanks' death, and a 2008 hoax surrounding Tom Cruise. According to those rumors, both of them plunged off the very same New Zealand cliff that claimed Portman and Goldblum. Apparently, people have very short memories.
Of course, you can't really blame Twitter, or the legitimate-looking, but clearly spoofed Fake A Wish. People have always been, and always will be incredibly gullible. Only now, we're tweeting tales instead of spinning them on the radio. [From: New York Times]
Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsms.rJul 14th 2009 2:15PM
twitter is a joke all that bloging is just makeing courts an judges rich
love2live345Jul 14th 2009 2:25PM
I don't get it. Is it some sickos wosh for these people to die.
cckittycatgirl13Jul 14th 2009 2:28PM
i mean miley cyrus is okkkk!!!!!!!
DeltaJul 14th 2009 5:47PM
kittycatgirl13: Please do not respond to the person claiming to be a woman named Barbara. The Internet can be a dangerous place for young people (and some older ones). Tell your parents about the message from "Barbara." She should not be soliciting emails from you.
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StevenJul 15th 2009 4:27PM
KittyCatGirl, Barbara is really a 45 year old man who's obsessed with adolescent girls, has tried this trick before and has a large collection of child porn. I hope the authorities get to him before he tries to get to you.
DivadineJul 14th 2009 2:29PM
I feel the same way!!!
DivadineJul 14th 2009 2:30PM
Miley needs to go away somewhere!!
marolieJul 14th 2009 2:51PM
I hope Miley would VANISH. I am tired of reading about her and hearing about her.
johnclrdsprnJul 14th 2009 3:02PM
Who are these people? Never heard of 'em.
James L ClementsJul 15th 2009 8:36AM
You are a moron if you do not know who Harrison Ford is. WAIT this just in your not a moron your a liar.
kdc18Jul 14th 2009 5:36PM
u are a moron i love Harrison Ford, also you just plain dumb!!!!
BarbaraJul 14th 2009 3:35PM
This is all crazy!!! What is wrong with people? Just want to get something started I guess? I do not use Twitter or Facebook. Just not interested. There is enough to do on line as it is!!! Don't know where people find the time for some of this junk!!! Nothing better to do? Please STOP the rumors.
Dr. Ed GuntherJul 14th 2009 4:05PM
Couldn't agree more. They're young, with too much free time on their hands. Another prank or two & these sites will loose credibility - nobody will beleive them. If they spent more time getting to know ALL sides of the issues we probably wouldn't have Obama taking us down the wrong road. They don't pay taxes, don't know the economic consequences of things like cap & trade, get their news from Cobert, and beleive what they are told or what they want to. They'll get a rude awakening when they get out of college to find many companies have moved overseas to avoid massive taxes and cap & trade. Then they'll ask why someone didn't tell them. Makes me question if we were right to lower the voting age to 18, I mean we already raised the drinking and smoking age. Anyway, I trust Mr. Ford is alive & well - I wish he would come flying in on Air Force One and assume the presidency. Dr. E.G.
Joel LafargueJul 14th 2009 7:40PM
Dr. Ed Gunther:
Didn't we have problems the LAST ti8me someone named FORD was President?
ggreyspyJul 14th 2009 3:38PM
Miley is not that pretty. Anyway, if YOUR 16 years old daughter start acting like a whore and bending over a lot for the photos, how would you feel? You would feel that she's only an inch away from pornography. What if you notice that she has a fixation on every man's bugle in his pant?
heatherJul 14th 2009 3:44PM
Come on guys, with all this "wishing miley would go away for good" "wish it was real" is ridiculous. shes 16 AND a REAL PERSON. I cant believe anyone would wish harm on a little girl like that.
AzelfJul 14th 2009 6:29PM
Little?! 16 is NOT "little" in my terms. You are talking like she's some helpless little 4 year old kid. Stop sympathizing.
dinocroc1Jul 14th 2009 6:52PM
she's not exactly a role model for kids now......... my lil waz listin to this one song and it waz about sex...... so yeah i wish she would just vanish cuz she"s teaching her younger fans how to dress like a hooker and other things i'd rather not name.............
Ben BundyJul 14th 2009 4:10PM
The day Harrison Ford dies I will be a very sad man. I pray he lives forever. Such a great actor.
nice guyJul 14th 2009 3:40PM
I suppose Paul McCartney is dead too?