Seen-On-TV Gadget Claims to Slim Your Neck
Want to reverse the signs of aging with dramatic results guaranteed? Well, then just check out the newest, "As Seen on T.V." product, the Neckline Slimmer. With the spring-resisted pump that fits between the base of your neck and your chin, you can just pump out a few head nods and, apparently, lose those loose jowls instantly. Advertised by former, but fairly undecorated Australian rugby player Paul Younane, this is the strangest gadget we've seen in weeks. Granted, we haven't tried it yet, but we're definitely skeptical. Do rugby players even have necks? This is just a spring in a tube, right?
But if you want to take the leap of faith and risk 20 bucks (plus shipping and handling), this "super great offer not available in stores" includes an instructional DVD, three different levels of resistance springs, a jar of accelerator firming cream, and, of course, a carrying baggy. Just let us know how shapely, or unaffected, your neckline becomes. [From: BuyNeckline via Coudal Partners]





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Subscribe to commentsAnthonyJul 13th 2009 3:38PM
Because you totally need an instructional DVD.