'The Matrix' Fulfilled: EATR Military Robots to Use Biomatter as Fuel

by Warren Riddle on July 9, 2009 at 04:31 PM

The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), a research and development organization for the Department of Defense, aims to "maintain the technological superiority of the U.S military." It seeks to accomplish this goal by developing robots, lasers, spacecraft, and other awesome futuristic weapons of annihilation. It also apparently has no desire to heed the warnings of the 'Matrix' or 'Terminator' movies.

According to The Register, the group's latest design, the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR), is a pilot-less, steam-powered drone. Designed for long-range missions, it refuels itself by devouring any fossil fuels or biological matter in its path. While DARPA mentions using refuse such as apple cores for fuel, it's difficult to imagine these things not being used to harvest people as an energy source.

So, what happens when the EATRs completely decimate the Earth's natural resources (if they don't completely wipe out the human race first)? Well, it should only take a few slight adjustments to make sure the remnants of those scooped-up humans can be turned into tasty and nutritious green cracker treats. It's just too bad Charlton Heston isn't around to tell everyone "I told you so." [From: The Register]

Tags: darpa, darpatech, eatr, robots, terminator, the matrix, TheMatrix, top

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MyKisaJul 9th 2009 6:32PM

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...they will need armed robots to herd the people into those government ovens...most people would not do the dirty deed for global government

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jmdd4hJul 9th 2009 9:11PM

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i told people about the "ovens" in the us. the numerous renovated facilities which are mostly next to railways. they have nice new barbed wire fences(which point inward like a prison), obvious new gas lines that are to large for simple furnace apps going to the same area, the freshly painted lines next to where the train enters the fenced facility, security cameras and security for a supposed empty building, videotaped proof of military presence, the many video taped locations around the country also where FEMA has stored hundreds of thousands of black plastic coffins that can hold up to three bodies(why so many?). ive also told people what happens when martial law is in effect here, these prisons will be homes for many, and the end for many. many think im nuts, i know im not. pay attention people, look on you tube and put in "FEMA concentration camps" it will scare the hell out of you, its no joke, this world is gonna turn upside down when they try to enforce the "new world order", unfortunately, there is NO where to run.

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jmdd4hJul 9th 2009 9:36PM

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also everyone should google "rex 84". or look it up on you yube. mykisa is right, these machines will do the dirty work, but also let it be known, there has been entire platoons of foreign military, training in our country for urban and rural exercises that are designed only for herding us like sheep. foreign troops under law from the new world order in our country? that scares the crap out of me

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jmdd4hJul 9th 2009 10:00PM

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rather ironic, wouldnt you say. these robots are called "EATR". sounds like "eater" to me.

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kcdgeniusJul 10th 2009 9:17AM

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any fossil fuels in its path?! WTH, will it be tunneling through oil fields, a mile below the surface? Most plants and animals do NOT burn, they contain too much water. This is why human remains must be cremated in a furnace (more energy going in than coming out), humans are not flammable.

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aawindozeJul 10th 2009 6:57PM

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No way dude, that is just TOO cool!

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