Illustrated Ideas to Save the Automotive Industry

Here are a few of lunchbreath's best and funniest ideas:
- Sell advertising space on over-sized vehicles. Hey, it works well for NASCAR, so why not bring it off the racetrack and onto the highways?
- Various and sundry pop culture references could really capitalize on America's love for nostalgia. Who wouldn't want to drive a tricked-out Cadillac painted to look like 'Ecto 1' from 'Ghostbusters, or a Mustang painted like the classic 'Batmobile?' (mask and cape not included)
- Re-equip unsold SUVs to use in our Middle Eastern military conflicts, killing two birds with one stone. It cuts down on military spending and gets those annoying gas guzzlers off the roads.





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Subscribe to commentsJeffJul 9th 2009 12:05PM
Bring back the '64 Mustang, exactly as it looked, and update it with all the stuff it needs to meet todays standards. And don't overprice it. They'll sell a million of them.