Bizarre Toys Celebrate Japanese Weirdness
The nation of Japan is respected for its great consumer tech (TVs, cameras, etc.), but we love it for its seemingly endless supply of hilarious, strange, and sometimes disturbing toys and games. While the odd offerings easily number in the thousands, IncredibleThings.com has managed to compile a condensed version of 14 especially bizarre Japanese toys.Three in particular stand out for their inappropriate weirdness. The God-Jesus robot, which was first introduced in the '80s, acts as an all-knowing magic eight ball, but disappointingly does not turn water into wine. The President Obama action figure may seem like a respectable homage, but it's a bit mystifying as to why he's wielding samurai swords -- not that he couldn't handle them, of course. The Shimajiro Toilet Training Tiger emits motivational cheers while you take care of business, and its already made a splash stateside thanks to this video of animated talking excrement.
For you 'Gravity's Rainbow' fans out there, an entire series of scantily clad, sexed-up pig toys might tickle your fancy. Perhaps most bizarre of all, the Gloomy Bear doll harbors a taste for human flesh -- perfect for all the budding cannibals out there.
If you know of any other particularly bizarre Japanese toys -- like the vending machine figurines that conspicuously look like Ku Klux Klan members -- your comments are most definitely welcomed and appreciated; no matter how bizarre. [From: IncredibleThings.com]





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Subscribe to commentsAngelaJul 5th 2009 12:39PM
It would only seem natural for them to like weird, offensive toys. I mean, these are the people who like to go to restaurants where they can eat brown soup out of a commode bowl or eat with other deviants in a prison cell. Hell, normal people spend their lives trying NOT to eat in a prison cell or find their face in a commode. And I'm not even goint near their penchant for Ho' bots.
I'm more than disappointed by the God-Jesus techno Quija board, but I've no doubt it gives them advice on par with the inane toy.
JonathanJul 6th 2009 9:08AM
Sweet Gundam next to the Klansman figure