Man Saved From Certain Death by His BlackBerry
How's this for a new BlackBerry commercial? A skier glides down a powdery, white slope in Switzerland. Suddenly, he falls into a crevice. Just before he slips farther, his BlackBerry (stored in his chest pocket) catches the ice and saves him from falling to his death. It might not be a practical way to sell a product, but the phone company won't have to search for a spokesman.According to a report by The Sun, David Fitzherbert's half-inch wide BlackBerry provided just enough girth to keep him wedged in one of the Matterhorn's icy crevices, estimated to be about 700-feet-deep, while his mountain guide contacted a rescue team that could pull him out. Fitzherbert dropped 70-feet down a crevice while skiing down a glacier. He was stuck in the crevice for two hours while rescuers drilled, dug and eventually winched him out using a helicopter.
And to top it all off, Fitzherbert told The Sun that he used the phone to call his wife from the hospital and let her know he was alive -- he walked away with hypothermia and a concussion. [From The Sun, via Engadget]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
dscott1575 said 8:37PM on 7-02-2009
I don't know about anyone else, but I've read more than enough of these "saved by my computer/IPOD/toaster/refrigerator/TV/cellphone/basset stories.
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verve107 said 10:57PM on 7-02-2009
That was funny. I think we all are...or should be.
Shanna said 11:10PM on 7-02-2009
What about the one where the woman was saved because she had great abs! Everyone should want to go to the gym and get a blackberry--
tazridesaharley said 9:40PM on 7-02-2009
Sounds like BS to me!!
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jbjg24m said 9:41PM on 7-02-2009
I DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD OF THIS IS TRUE !!
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James Lambert said 10:21PM on 7-02-2009
thats nothing.... once I fell out ( Jumped, actually) of an airplane and a parachute came off my back and opened up in mid air and guess what.... yup, it saved my life.....
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Bob said 10:31PM on 7-02-2009
Reminds me of the story from two years ago...A Jewish climber fell off the top of Mount Everest...but luckily he had a week-old MATZOH BALL under his yarmulke and, he too, was wedged safely against the mountainside!! He was later rescued, after sundown on Saturday, I believe. Hey! My story is as plausible as the Blackberry story!!!!
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glenn said 11:28PM on 7-02-2009
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE IDIOTS THAT INTENTIONALLY PUT THEIR LIFE AT RISK FOR A FEW MINUTES OR HOURS OF THRILLS ... ..THE HELL WITH ALL OF THEM........I'M GLAD HE WAS RESCUED, BUT THESE THRILL SEEKERS DESERVE WHAT THEY GET
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Jen said 12:15AM on 7-03-2009
Here's a good one for you. When I was aboard the Titanic I was actually saved by the Trojan Man. The ship split in half, we all went down, but lucky for me I had a trusty Trojan condom in my pocket. I blew it up like a balloon and it carried me home, of course they're so strong it just bounced off the icebergs unlike the Titanic, and the dirty thoughts in my mind kept me nice and warm as I floated on home. Sounds just as believable as the Blackberry story right?
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Michael said 12:08AM on 7-03-2009
Kinda like my story when I was skiing down Mt K-2, 22,000 feet up.... I was skiing so fast, that my left ski came off the bidning... I was in mid air and came down between two glaciers.... the thing that saved me? My middle leg froze solid because of how fast I was skiing downhill.... The short or long of it is, that I am now a spokesman for the Extenze commercials !
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ycav4424 said 9:24PM on 7-04-2009
I have a short attention span and always kept my blackberry in my pocket. So it was no surprise when I followed a mountain path to
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Steve said 1:05AM on 7-05-2009
lol his phone saved him from some ice falling ..LMAO yea i agree thats a lie rofl must been avery small peice of ice- rofl im laughing for reals
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nephew said 11:01AM on 7-06-2009
I believe this story, I mean it sorta happened to me, my phone suddenly got pulled into a magnetic field just before i fell off of the cliff and my phone stuck to the side of it, saving my life, so yah I believe it
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rosamundi said 11:28AM on 7-25-2009
It's from The Sun. Don't believe anything in that paper apart from the sports reports and the weather, and sometimes not even those.
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