If God Texted the Ten Commandments...

Since history is fair play to Twitter revisionists, why not take on the Bible, that most sacred of texts? The funny guys over at McSweeney's (the humor site that features clever user-created lists) redid the Ten Commandments in 140 characters or less, making even the most devout LOL.
It's pretty accurate, and definitely better than the LOLcat version of the Bible. Or at least more coherent. We would say that church-goers will soon be Twittering to their pastors, but that's already happened. [From: McSweeney's]
Other outlandishly funny tech-inspired McSweeney's lists:
- Grandma texting is even worse than Mom and Dad on Facebook: New Texting Acronyms For The Elderly
- The accuracy of this is just eerie: All I Really Need to Know, I Learned In My Spam Box
- Similar to Historical Tweets, the humorously anachronistic Text Messages That Would Have Helped are pretty right on. But, if Romeo knew Juliet was only asleep, we never would have fallen in love with Leonardo DiCaprio.





Whitney Houston Dead: Singer Dies at 48, Body Found in Beverly Hilton Hotel
Whitney Houston Autopsy: Cause of Death Determined?
Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina: Late Singer's Daughter Hospitalized
Whitney Houston Dead: Stars React to Legend's Sudden Death
Grammy Red Carpet 2012 (PHOTOS)
Grammy 2012 Winners' List: Adele Sweeps Music's Biggest Night
Katy Perry Grammy Performance 2012: Did the Diva Diss Her Ex-Hubby With Revealing New Song?
5-Hour Energy: A Success Equal Parts Caffeine, Chemistry and Meditation
There's only one thing to do when the Nürburgring is covered in snow...
Jennifer Hudson Whitney Tribute: Grammy President Reveals Why Singer Was Chosen for Musical Memorial














Comments
1
Subscribe to commentsRyoga VeeJun 7th 2009 7:55PM
Funny!