Ashton Kutcher Pranks CNN Over Twitter Triumph

Accompanied by a film crew that was broadcasting the event live on the Internet, Kutcher and his band of followers met in Atlanta's Centennial Olympic Park. During the race with CNN, Kutcher had also promised to "ding-dong-ditch" founder Ted Turner's house, but because the billionaire lacks easily-accessible doorbells, the former star of 'That '70s Show' and his "tweeps" (Kutcher-slang for Twitter peeps) settled for leaving 800 boxes of Ding Dong snack cakes in front of a Ted's Montana Grill (the restaurant chain owned by the media mogul).
Kutcher challenged CNN to a Twitter popularity contest back in April to see which user could make history by reaching one million followers on the micro-blogging site. The race came down to the wire, but Kutcher was victorious, proving that celebrity gossip and Demi Moore trumps world news and Anderson Cooper any day. [From: CNN]
Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsSHUTUPDEMLIARSMay 14th 2009 5:44PM
IT IS NOT HARD TO FOOL CNN.
AnnetteMay 14th 2009 6:41PM
CNN is in the dumper as far as ratings and this guy looks like such a greasy creep and we are supposed to think plastic surgery woman Demi Moore is lucky to have him. yukkkkkkkkk
DougMay 14th 2009 7:16PM
The BEST thing about Ashton is... Demi.
walruscow1May 14th 2009 8:18PM
800 cases of ding dongs. And people are living in tents...
HowieMay 14th 2009 8:31PM
Anyone who thinks Ass-ton Kutcher is funny should go back and finish 6th grade. His show, Punk'd is the most intelligence insulting show I've ever seen, (so I watched it once, and not the whole show). It makes you question the intelligence of Demi Moore. What gets me the most is that people have made him extremely rich by supporting his moronic personality and considering him an "actor"????? It does however, explain the extreme drop in scholastic aptitude test scores across the country. And "That 70's show", it might still be on if he wasn't a charcter on the show, I can't believe that show actually made him famous. I am impressed at the number of people bashing him in all these comments. It does give me hope for our Countries future.
debiMay 14th 2009 8:00PM
OMG. The guy makes people laugh, which we need these days! Ted Turner probably thought it was funny. There are enough people in Atlanta that probably would love to have all of those. Give him a break!! He's not doing anything mean!
BarbaraMay 14th 2009 8:54PM
Interesting chatter. So people who "converse" through comments in response to online news are smarter and less boring?
cfsIIIIMay 14th 2009 8:18PM
tranquilrivers: Spoken like a true Republican. Have you researched news ratings? MSNBC beats Fox routinely everyday and night. CNN I must say, though, is the most objective of the lot.
NeuticlesMay 14th 2009 9:46PM
"Ashton" gives me a pain I can't locate.
KellyMay 27th 2009 4:09PM
Debi,
Agreed! Goodness, if people trash a good man like Ashton Kutcher where do I stand in this world.