Celebrities, Social Networking
Ashton Kutcher Pranks CNN Over Twitter Triumph

Accompanied by a film crew that was broadcasting the event live on the Internet, Kutcher and his band of followers met in Atlanta's Centennial Olympic Park. During the race with CNN, Kutcher had also promised to "ding-dong-ditch" founder Ted Turner's house, but because the billionaire lacks easily-accessible doorbells, the former star of 'That '70s Show' and his "tweeps" (Kutcher-slang for Twitter peeps) settled for leaving 800 boxes of Ding Dong snack cakes in front of a Ted's Montana Grill (the restaurant chain owned by the media mogul).
Kutcher challenged CNN to a Twitter popularity contest back in April to see which user could make history by reaching one million followers on the micro-blogging site. The race came down to the wire, but Kutcher was victorious, proving that celebrity gossip and Demi Moore trumps world news and Anderson Cooper any day. [From: CNN]
Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Marianne said 1:17AM on 5-16-2009
Ashton Kutcher is worthless and anyone who watches his movies or follows his antics is bored and stupid
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deanctr said 2:28PM on 5-14-2009
PLEASE! Make me stupid just like Ashton Kutcher!!!
edie said 2:32PM on 5-14-2009
AMEN!!!!!
rhino45411 said 4:49PM on 5-14-2009
I am so stupid... I watch "That 70's Show" sometimes at night before I go to sleep. Oh and "Dude Where's my Car" once back in like 04 or something.
supermouse627 said 2:45PM on 5-14-2009
I agree that Ashton is stupid (so is Will Ferrell for that matter) but stupid or not they have more money than most of us will ever see. That's what irritates me. Stupidity these days apparently equals fame and fortune.
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tranquilrivers said 2:45PM on 5-14-2009
How embarassing, time for CNN to pack it up and shut shop. It is routine that they get trounced by Fox in the ratings, but to be unable to beat a B rate actor in a popularity contest, that speaks volumes for the brand of "news" they are trying to sell. CNN can take hypothetical consolation in that if MSNBC had of been the challanged Ashton Kutcher would be in his eighties by the time they reached 10,000 tweets
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Tigeraloha said 5:58PM on 5-14-2009
Speaking of Fox News, how's Hannity doing with that waterboarding promise he made. Not yet, huh? Typical Faux News liar.
NATMAN said 2:48PM on 5-14-2009
I think Marianne has issues.
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lovey 2 said 3:34PM on 5-14-2009
why does anyone care what ashton does? Why would 1 million people follow his updates on twitter?
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suavechicjg said 3:37PM on 5-14-2009
I like the idea that CNN might have a sense of humor
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Stuart said 6:10PM on 5-14-2009
Trash CNN, Trash Ashton...who cares? You do, you care enough to put a post up on how you don't care. It CNN and Ashton mean so little to you, why even bother posting? WAA WAA WAA ...LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS!
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SHUTUPDEMLIARS said 3:48PM on 5-14-2009
IT'S NOT HAARD TO PRANK CNN IT HAPPEN ALL THE TIME JUST TUNE IN TO THE SHOW AND LISTEN TO ALL THE BS.
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PAM said 4:05PM on 5-14-2009
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS "Twitter"
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john said 4:30PM on 5-14-2009
twitter is like facebook or myspace or bebo
Songlord said 5:52PM on 5-14-2009
Stupid or not, I laughed my A double dollar signs off.
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pdgrovebaskets said 4:43PM on 5-14-2009
I honestly believe my 15 year old nephew is more mature than this guy. I have yet to see anything about him in the media that impresses me. Of all the things a human being could do in this world that might do some good for someone, he has to spend his time pulling a prank on a national network. If this is how this guy gets his kicks I feel very sorry for him. I wonder if he's going to be one of these men who NEVER grow up. Somehow I have a feeling he will be. But, I guess he doesn't have to, after all, he has a sugar mama keeping him. Guess this is what he was looking for when he got married. He has a wife and a mother all rolled into one. I wonder if he thinks this prank makes him look important? After all, it's a great contribution to mankind to have a million twitters. Of course all the great minds of this world can't live without twittering in their life. Fact is, the great minds of this world probably have never heard of twitter, let alone sent one. I hope he got some joy out of this because it certainly didn't do anything for the rest of the world.
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rhino45411 said 4:55PM on 5-14-2009
Ok... Stop for a second and really realize what you are saying. He may be an attention whore and a goof ball, but take into consideration the amount of social activism and charity work this guy has done. Plenty! He is a good guy for doing so! But I bet you didn't know that about him now did you? I don't blame you for not knowing. It isn't like the media really looks for optimistic stories about celebrities anyways. I know this because I have met him at a fundraiser for cancer society back in 07'. He is a smart and crazy fellow from what I can remember. Just because he doesn't meet your standards for you to be "impressed" doesn't mean he isn't a good guy.
Rommel said 5:03PM on 5-14-2009
What does Ashton and CNN have in common? They are both Irrelevant and pain in my a**
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rashasbetter said 5:41PM on 5-14-2009
Well duh CNN lost. Ashton is popular with the younger crowds. People 5 times more likely to have a twitter account. CNN is popular among the older crowd. All of Ashtons fans are on the internet, but not everyone that watches CNN is immature enough to have a twitter account.
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jmoney1789 said 11:04PM on 5-14-2009
ha funny considering that the people that use twitter are older "mature" people. A lot of teenagers and people in their 20's don't have an idea what twitter is.