Wedding's Off! Facebook Fiance Busted for Wearing Boob Hat
Facebook strikes again! Crouching patiently in wait for one of its members to show a lapse in judgment, Facebook attacks, getting the victim fired or arrested before sparking an ensuing media frenzy. The most recent victim, a philandering Italian lothario, lost his soon-to-be wife because of Facebook ignorance, or arrogance, according to Asylum.While perusing the social networking site just days before their scheduled nuptials, Valeria A. (Yeah, we wouldn't want our identity revealed in this case, either, Valeria) happened upon a photo of her fiance Antonio wearing a boob hat. No, not one of those ridiculous, bachelor-party 'Boob Inspector' hats, but a real-life pair of breasts (not belonging to Val) resting on top of his head. For shame!
Valeria not only called off the wedding but, in perhaps our favorite Facebook twist so far, also plastered copies of the photo in the vicinity of her rakish ex's Rome workplace, with an excellent and witty addendum. According to Metro, Valeria's salvo read, "At least I've discovered you're a traitor pig before the wedding! Signed, your former betrothed bride and the 548 guests of our wedding." Oh, snap!
If only Val read Switched so she could have seen our coverage of the boob mouse pad. Maybe, if she'd supplied her wandering fidanzato with one of these, he may not have been tempted to stray. We're only here to help. [From: Metro and Asylum]





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Subscribe to commentsCketoMay 2nd 2009 10:13AM
Fake story...it was just a guerrilla adv for this movie http://www.feisbum.com/episode.php?id=1
johnMay 15th 2009 3:17PM
LoL talking about boobs, THE CLEAVAGE CLUB was a group on fb with a huge following but was shut done. The owners (apparently students, says as much lol) decided to create their own social network http://www.thecleavageclub.com , it basically all the things fb doesn't brilliant idea! should have called it boobbook (hold on...oh its taken) http://www.thecleavageclub.com/gallery chat to some hot girls