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As is the case with so many parents, one woman in the Tampa Bay area recently thought it would be a great idea to give her son a new Sony PSP as a late Christmas gift. She had no way of knowing how wrong she would wind up being.
Six-year-old Eliso Tovar had just turned on his new, prized possession when a picture of a naked woman appeared on the screen, My Fox Tampa Bay reported Sunday. Eliso, who was afraid that he would be in trouble, ran to his mother crying. Tamatha Tovar was shocked when she found hundreds of pornographic pictures on a memory card inside the PSP. Stunned and upset, Tovar called the Wal-Mart where she had purchased the game system. She later told the TV reporter, "I explained the situation and [the manager's] response was, well bring the machine down and we'll let your son pick out a new game. And I was like, no I don't think you heard what I said."
The most likely scenario is that someone returned the PSP to the Wal-Mart store having left their own illicit-image-filled data card in the system. Either way, you can bet that this is a late Christmas gift that little Eliso, and his entire family, will never forget. Hey, at least it wasn't Ecstasy! [From: My Fox Tampa Bay]
Are These Games Too Sexy?
While recent game titles have attracted media attention for nudity and sexual situations, risque role-playing games have existed since PC gaming first began. Early games, such as 'Sex Games' for the Commodore 64, demanded specific commands, such as "remove pants," and required specific sequential actions to achieve one's nefarious goals. Currently, a plethora of games with bawdy scenes have invaded, or graced, the gaming world and vary in degrees of lewdness. Here are a few significant titles with prevalent or graphic bawdiness:
'God of War I & II:'
Press the right buttons, and gently twirl the thumbstick, to see the climax of mini-games in both God of War I and II for PS2 and PSP
'Grand Theft Auto III (consoles)'
The infamous "don't come a knockin'" prostitute scenes created a stir when GTA 3 was originally released for PS2.
'Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude; Box Office or Bust' (for consoles):
These most recent incarnations continue to follow the exploits of love lorn Larry in versions for both PC and next gen consoles
'Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals' (for PC)
Released in 1989 for PCs, this third installment of the groundbreaking franchise of risque role playing preceded GTA 4 by 20 years when the title character shows the full Larry in an infamous shower scene
'Mass Effect:'
The backlash from FoxNews greatly exaggerated the tame innuendo and implied relations between the two sapphic lovers in Xbox's Mass Effect.
'Playboy: The Mansion' (consoles):
Disappointingly demure, perhaps the highlight of this sojourn to the mansion is playing photographer in this release for PC, PS2 and Xbox
'Rapelay:'
Amazon removed listings for this disturbing, yet readily available in Japan, DVD-ROM in which the main character stalks and, to put it mildly, torments young girls.
'The Sims;' nude patch:
Denisons of young gamers were disappointed when learning that unblurred nudity in this game for PCs, consoles, and handhelds required downloading a censor patch
'Soul Calibur' (consoles):
The character Taki from the Soul Calibur franchise continues to titillate thousands of pubescent gamers in versions for every console.
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Subscribe to commentsLApr 14th 2009 11:01PM
This is no surprise as far as Walmart is concerned. They are good for putting used electronics back on the shelf. My sister bought a home computer from there a few years ago. When she had problems with it, she called the computer company to get help and when she gave them the serial number, it was registered to someone else way before the purchase price on the sales receipt. Of course, the computer company couldn't really do anything about it being as it wasn't registered to her. And, there was less memory in the machine than there was supposed to be because someone took out some of the memory. Walmart wasn't very willing at first to exchange it being as it was past the 90 days return day until my sister made a fuss and was going to report them to corporate, the BBB, etc. She did end up with a better machine than she had originally bought, but buyer beware when it comes to purchasing electronics at Walmart. You don't know who might have owned it before you.
what?Apr 16th 2009 8:24PM
there right, its not drugs at least
PirateApr 15th 2009 10:52PM
Well that's good to hear. I am not picking anything electronic from Wal-mart.
TimApr 16th 2009 1:47AM
so... Wal-mart sells a brand new PSP that comes with a fully loaded memory card with porn? So the box couldn't have been factory sealed, most PSP's don't come with a memory card or at least one that can hold 400 high res photos like the one shown.
Also givin g a 6 year old a PSP? Why not a DS, the system with more child friendly games and easier controls and a system that isn't fragile as a piece of wet paper.
I am calling bullshit on the mother and I am guessing she is going to sue Wal-mart and when it's proven she did all this stuff herself I pray she goes to jail and pays for all the legal fee's.
renatoApr 15th 2009 11:25PM
i hope thts not the real pic cua the chicks wearing a bathing suit in that onee...=P
blahApr 16th 2009 8:24PM
kids like kid unfriendly games tim aduh