Man Busted for DUI...for Driving a Motorized Bar Stool

Ohio resident Kile Wygle, 28, learned a difficult lesson this week. Be sure to sober up a little bit before you call the authorities, especially after you've wrecked your motorized barstool. Yep, the ingenious Wygle affixed a rigged-up chassis and a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine to a barstool, enabling him to cruise home at up to 40 miles per hour, all the while feeling like he never left his cushy seat at his favorite watering hole.
Unfortunately, on March 4th, Wygle took a spill at 20 miles per hour, and called 911 over worries about possible head injuries. When the officers arrived at the scene, Wygle reportedly told them, "I wrecked my barstool." Wygle's next door neighbor told the befuddled authorities that he had noticed someone driving a "strange" motorized machine. Strange? We say awesome.
After Wygle failed field sobriety tests, police charged him with driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license. Fortunately for Wygle (and for our entertainment), however, they didn't impound his homemade ride. We wish we could find footage of the unique arrest to see this baby in action, but, even without a demonstration, we'd be glad to purchase one of these slick stool-scooters, in case he wants to manufacture them to help offset legal fees. It does look like it needs a cup holder, though. [From: The Smoking Gun Via: BuzzFeed]
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zioncat said 2:03PM on 4-01-2009
lol holy crap that story made my week.
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Brad said 3:12PM on 4-01-2009
Local Yocals at their finest. Nothing more than Mall Security Guards with guns. Car wreck? Oh, we'll let the State Troopers handle this. Good idea Bubba, then while they are busy here, we'll sneak out of Town onto the four lane and write some tickets to boost the Town's coffers. Felony Crime? Oh, we need the Sheriff's Office to solve this one! Good idea Leroy, while the Sheriff is busy here we'll sneak out of Town and write some seat belt tickets on them Farmers in their Pick-Ups. Some guy on a Motorized bar stool? Sure we'll arrest him. Ain't we some good Police? YUCK-YUCK-YUCK!
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