Aniston Dumped Mayer Due to His 'Twitter Obsession'

Oh Twitter, is there anything you can't ruin? Once, you were just a fun diversion for social-networking addicts who needed another way to stay connected with their virtual friends. But, before long, you were invalidating court cases, ruining job offers, and generally making a mess of things. Now, you've gone and ruined a perfect Hollywood couple. According to Star, supposed friends of the Jennifer Aniston say that the sultry ex-Friend allegedly broken up with musician John Mayer over his so-called "Twitter obsession."
| Yes | |
|---|---|
| No | |
| I signed up, but rarely use it. |
Per the unnamed sources, Mayer constantly told Aniston that he was too busy to see her, but somehow still found the time to regularly update his Twitter page. When she called him out on it, he made no excuses and she ended it right there.
So, if you're a Twitter user, beware; that site will surely ruin your life before long. [Via: Telegraph.co.uk]
Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Subscribe to commentsgrossness54Mar 27th 2009 5:45PM
How "Tweet" it is. Between you and me and the lamp post, I always thought "Twittering" was for the birds - or for real twits.(Birdbrains?)
Seriously, if you don't want to creat your very own personal "1984", it's best to stay the heck away from these networking sites. Maybe they ought to come with their own Miranda disclaimer: Anything you say can and probably will be used against you by someone competing with you for a job or school admission, or just any old jerk who has a bone to pick with you.
It's really a kind of e-Lady Godiva routine. Networking, anyone?