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Oh Twitter, is there anything you can't ruin? Once, you were just a fun diversion for social-networking addicts who needed another way to stay connected with their virtual friends. But, before long, you were invalidating court cases, ruining job offers, and generally making a mess of things. Now, you've gone and ruined a perfect Hollywood couple. According to Star, supposed friends of the Jennifer Aniston say that the sultry ex-Friend allegedly broken up with musician John Mayer over his so-called "Twitter obsession."
| Yes | |
|---|---|
| No | |
| I signed up, but rarely use it. |
Per the unnamed sources, Mayer constantly told Aniston that he was too busy to see her, but somehow still found the time to regularly update his Twitter page. When she called him out on it, he made no excuses and she ended it right there.
So, if you're a Twitter user, beware; that site will surely ruin your life before long. [Via: Telegraph.co.uk]
Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentswalkerhdsMar 24th 2009 2:13PM
hmmm..
a) talentless hack musician who scores far over his head with a woman who actually has a driver's license
b) woman who was dumped by her first husband, and can't keep a talentless hack interested in her..
hmmm. This is just full of fail all around
kiki danielMar 24th 2009 2:32PM
jennifer cannot have a relationship..all have failed..she is not the type tp connect with men after a few months...brad was not her type..he wanted a family she wanted press rreleases, photo ops, etc etc...slow it down jen its over...
CheriseMar 24th 2009 2:21PM
Jennifer should see the movie, "He's Just Not That Into You".
NatlaieMar 24th 2009 6:36PM
Have you seen it? cause she is IN it....
Jacob NewtonMar 25th 2009 12:47PM
Jennifer is the most beautiful woman, you can just look into her eyes and tell she has a big heart and a lot of love.
She needs to find someone not in Hollywood, thats real and down to earth or she'll never find true love.
CherylMar 24th 2009 6:20PM
I agree with your comment 100%.
zeemanMar 24th 2009 3:16PM
Twittering seems like a waste of time.I personally have much better things to do with my life .
JennMar 24th 2009 3:55PM
Zeeman - better things to do with your time, like make comments on AOL? LOL
SharonMar 24th 2009 3:16PM
C'mon, Jen. This is a sad attempt to save face from getting dumped AGAIN. She obviously has some emotional/psychological issue going on that keeps her from maintaining healthy relationships with men. I knew she wasn't quite right when she refused to have Brad Pitt's baby. She's a moron who deserved to lose him to Angelina.
ZellaMar 24th 2009 9:03PM
Don't be so hard on Jen, she did try to have kids, which ended in a heartbreaking miscarriage, for your information. Its not that easy to find the true love of your life, she loved Brad who was the cheater with hollywoods homewrecker Angelina, which by the way has quite a few notches on her bed post ya know! Jen needs to find another soul mate, but John Mayer isn't it! Mr. Kiss and Tell isn't even in her class.
DebsterMar 24th 2009 3:27PM
What an egomaniac she is. I follow Mayer on my own Twitter account and he is *not* constantly on there posting comments. And geez, how long does it take to put together 140 characters anyway? Ask Ashton and Demi - they'll tell you. John Mayer is no more obsessed with Twitter than they are...it is just a simple platform for them to connect with their friends, family members and also seem a little more real to their fans. Period. If Jen felt threatened by his Tweets, she's really got problems. He deserves better anyway. The man has an incredibly beautiful, creative mind.
She can't think her way out of a paper bag. Not much of a connection there!
BobMar 25th 2009 8:20AM
Sounds like the ramblings of a tubby Mayer idolizer.
Dolores CampbellMar 24th 2009 5:45PM
I agree with you. Never could understand this hype for Jennifer. I do not think she presents herself well. My thoughts (and they are worth nothing), she is crass and so very insecure.
LindsayMar 24th 2009 4:19PM
Twitter, Facebook, MySpace and all the other float through the energy drivil is useful for a generation only. Things like this come and go in decades. I didn't grow up with a cell phone, I didn't have a PC until I had a job and I still don't want a blackberry.
And whatever I want to "twitter" about is for close friends only....my generation......
ShirleyMar 24th 2009 4:53PM
If a man would rather twitter than be with me, I'd dump him too. Especially if we weren't even married yet. You hang in there Jen, you deserve the best. Sometimes you have to go through some ego maniac's to get to the real men. Two ego maniac's is a good start, so keep it up til you find the real man, and don't settle for less.
MsIsisMar 24th 2009 3:51PM
that's stupid. Twitter takes 2 seconds to update. Literally. I don't buy this reason for anything in the world.
cittasnoraaMar 24th 2009 3:59PM
One of the most beautiful and talented women in the world and he'd rather be "twittling" a stupid internet page than "Twittling" her! WHAT A "TWIT"!
brendaMar 24th 2009 4:08PM
Poor desperate Jen. I don't get all this hype over Jen. She is attractive at the most ( not beautiful) although she does have a nice bod. she is probably has as much talent as her ex John Mayer. .
daleMar 24th 2009 4:31PM
I am so sick of reading about her! Maybe she has the problem, just look at her history, no one stays with her, there must be a reason!!! Poor Jen, poor Jen, I am sick to death of poor Jen.
jimMar 24th 2009 5:07PM
If she needs someone to update her twitter, I would love to do it!!!