Weed Weakens Wii-manship, Say Feds

Above the Influence, an arm of the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy, has launched a Web page informing gamers that only n00bs smoke doobs, a move that seems to be in line with the Federal government's grand old tradition of being "down with the kids,"
According to the site, which we learned about from Business Insider, smoking marijuana can impair gaming judgment and, ultimately, cause death. Well, the death of an avatar, anyway. On the site, one female game character seductively tells of her formerly successful relationship with a gamer named Lyle. Her voice sweetly lilts as she remembers his "skill" and "swiftness," and then turns flippant as she recalls his sudden turn towards the weed, and away from gaming glory.
So, listen up, kids. Above the Influence wants you to know that, if you start smoking weed, your sexy video game character of choice will fall out of love with you.
Wait, what? Are they high, or something? [From: Above The Influence Via: Business Insider]
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Subscribe to commentsaj121489Mar 12th 2009 12:36AM
This is just pathetic. Why waste the tax money? Nobody takes this shit seriously
matdematMar 12th 2009 12:20PM
Geometry wars is only playable baked.
gamerMar 12th 2009 1:01PM
I completely wreck shop when I smoke a little bit!