Couple Arrested for Eating Rare Iguana...on Facebook

People are weird.
The latest oddball story concerns an American couple's meal of an endangered iguana that landed them in Bahamian jail. Like so, so many other idiots, they were caught after the country's officials saw pictures of the feast on Facebook.
The couple -- Vanessa Starr Palm, 23, from Illinois and Alexander Daniel Rust, 24, from Indiana -- posted incriminating snapshots that included "the suspects catching an iguana, parts of an iguana on a grill, two men eating the iguana pieces, and a man and a woman cleaning what appears to be undersized conch," according to police. It's unclear exactly how it got to the police, but apparently many people reported it.
Palm and Rust have been charged with violating an animal protection act and were released on $500 bail each. They'll be back in court next Tuesday. As if that wasn't enough, a Bahamian official said the pair "could also be charged under U.S. law which makes it illegal to commit an offence in a country that has a relationship with the U.S." Good.
While we usually stick to tech, we'll impart some travel advice in this case: stick to the buffet. [From: The Chicago Tribune]
The iguanas are protected under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Florida.
Note to self: Stop eating so many iguanas. [From: Metro.co.uk]
Facebook Crime and Punishment
Self-Incrimination
Do we really have to explain this? Just look up the shoplifter who posed with her stolen merchandise, the many photos of drunk underage teens, and, most recently, the album featuring a couple who killed and ate an endangered iguana in the Bahamas.
Blackmail
Sending any personal info or incriminating pictures to someone on Facebook is a huge mistake for many reasons. One of the worst possible outcomes is getting blackmailed for money, sex, or, well, anything these sickos dream up. Really, whether they're using a fake profile or not, it's a horrible idea. Read up on the story of an 18-year-old who blackmailed 31 male classmates after he posed as a girl and asked for nude pictures. That's lesson enough.
Impostors
Sure, it can be harmless to impersonate a celeb online or create a fake profile for a movie character. But seriously, there's a definite line you shouldn't cross when pretending to be someone else and it can lead to dire consequences for you. Maybe it's not as extreme as the Moroccan man who was jailed for 43 days after creating a fake Facebook profile of a prince, but you never know. Just steer clear of it.
Self-Incrimination
Do we really have to explain this? Just look up the shoplifter who posed with her stolen merchandise, the many photos of drunk underage teens, and, most recently, the album featuring a couple who killed and ate an endangered iguana in the Bahamas.
Suicide
Social networking sites has been blamed for a lot of things, fairly and unfairly, but in our opinion, the worst offense has been their indirect involvement in suicides. Obviously, there are a lot of factors responsible in each case, but there does seem to be links between social networking and a rash of suicides, and obviously tehre's the case tragic of Megan Meier, who killed herself after a classmate's mom impersonated a teen boy and harassed her over Myspace.
Nigerian Scammers
Oh, you thought this only happened via poorly worded emails, right? WRONG. Once people got wise to their old ways, these con men are turning to social networking sites for new targets. This time, they're hacking into people's accounts and impersonating them to ask for money, usually with some weird sob story. You can check out a transcript of one of these conversations here.
Cooperation
Even if the law isn't on a case, a victim, his friends, or empathetic strangers might be. Since it's easy to get word out for anything online, people are using blogs, forums, and social networking sites to help track down criminals. In one such case, a vehicle thief was tracked down by a bunch of anonymous car enthusiasts after the victim posted his story on a forum. In the end, they identified the guy through his Facebook profile.
Murder
We've reported on numerous incidents of people getting in trouble because of their online behavior. Now, people are becoming victims because of what they're doing on the Web too. In England, a man was convicted of murdering his estranged wife after she changed her relationship status to "single." So, be careful of who can see your profile and what you're doing, no matter how harmless it seems.





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsTFeb 16th 2009 6:44PM
Who proof reads AOL stories?
The iguanas are protected under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Florida.
It's flora you idiots! Oh wait, sorry, I forgot that AOL is actually in India. Imaging that! "'America' on line" is actually in India. My appologies!
sharpshooterFeb 16th 2009 7:16PM
i ate a chicken the other night and said
mmmmmmmmm
taste like iguana
BrendaFeb 16th 2009 7:30PM
Too bad they didn't chock while they were eating the poor iguana.
JoeFeb 16th 2009 7:32PM
PETA : People Eating Tasty Animals.
I AM a member of this PETA but Iguana's? NO. Leave them alone. That stuff is for myspace not Facebook!
DaddyFeb 16th 2009 7:32PM
Burp
MakeMeLaffFeb 16th 2009 7:33PM
Just once I wish there'd be a photo of an iguana eating a moron....
Mike Feb 16th 2009 7:58PM
The iguanas are protected under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Florida. ..........
"Fauna and Florida" ......LMAO
devingraFeb 17th 2009 8:28PM
eww. sick nasty
robertFeb 18th 2009 8:06PM
i wish somebody would eat them things.all over south florida you see them.one can be 6ft long.i never used to see them in large numbers growing up here.boas are about here also in the canals.hell ,one tried to eat an alligator last year.
AlMay 21st 2009 7:21PM
To Mr. Evan Shamoon:
First, thank you for reporting this; it's a tragedy and totally sickening how people are to each other and animals.
However, and no offense to you, but *please* have your work proofread, Mr. Shamoon.
NOTE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE:
"The iguanas are protected under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Florida."
That last word should be FLORA -- *not* FLORIDA. They mean two totally different things.
FAUNA -
(fô′nə); noun pl. faunas -·nas or faunae -·nae (-nē); (1) the animals of a specified region or time the fauna of North America; (2) a descriptive list of such animals
FLORA -
(flôr′ə, flō′rə) noun; pl. floras -·ras or florae -·rae (-ē); (1) the plants of a specified region or time; e.g., the flora of Africa; (2) a descriptive, systematic list of such plants.
FLORIDA -
(flôr′ə də, flär′-); (1) Southern state of the SE U.S., mostly on a peninsula between the Atlantic & the Gulf of Mexico: admitted, 1845; 53,927 sq mi (139,670 sq km); pop. 15,982,000; cap. Tallahassee: abbrev. FL or Fla; (2) strait between the S tip of Fla. & Cuba on the south & the Bahamas on the southeast: it connects the Atlantic & the Gulf of Mexico; also called Florida Strait; Etymology: Sp < L, lit., abounding in flowers < flos (gen. floris): see bloom: so named by Juan Ponce de León.
Since you were not discussing an iguana killed illegally in Florida, and instead, in another country, I have to assume you meant to say "flora" instead of "florida."
Thank you.
Alive and eatingJun 14th 2009 12:22AM
How do we decide which animals are worthy of being eaten and which are not?if I brought a cow inside and named it Rex would it then be a crime to eat beef?and all animals eventually become extinct in their current form. That's what evolution is about. It adapts and survives or is too stupid to adapt and is therefore unneccissary. Why are humans so vain as to think we should make up all these rules for every other living thing. ALL living things eat other living things. How do you think that lettuce came about folks? That's right, it ate nutrients drank water breathed and grew. If it eats breathes and grows, it's alive. Until something else eats it. It's the lettuce or me. I pick me.
LisaJul 31st 2009 11:20AM
Wild Fauna and Florida????? How about "Wild Fauna and FLORA......."