Shady Plastic Surgeon May Have Used Human Fat to Power SUV

Lawsuits against Dr. Craig Alan Bittner uncovered the claims that he was turning the medical waste into biodiesel to power his Ford SUV and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator. Although there's no mention of how Bittner did it, the triglycerides in the different types of fat, including human, can be turned into diesel fuel. A gallon of the stuff can be turned into the same amount of gas, which is why many companies are working to utilized the process to offset transportation costs and help the environment.
Bittner wrote on his now extinct Web site, lipodiesel.com, "The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel--and I have more fat than I can use. Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth." While it sounds like innovation, it's actually a crime -- Bittner is being investigated by California's public health department for using the medical waste, which is illegal.
Wired sheds even more light on the inconsistencies in Bittner's story, including the fact that his girlfriend's Lincoln doesn't run on diesel, so the process wouldn't work. What's scariest is that the supposedly green doctor is hiding in South America while he's being sued for letting his girlfriend and assistant perform unlicensed surgeries that left at least three patients disfigured. Gross! [Source: Forbes and Wired]





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Subscribe to commentsrlauDec 23rd 2008 11:29AM
AL BORE WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS GUY!!
tennisDec 23rd 2008 11:25PM
Wow, very original.
rlauDec 23rd 2008 11:36AM
Think of it!.... if we could get Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore to shed a few tons each... we could fuel all of Los Angeles for a month!!
GaryDec 23rd 2008 4:17PM
You mentioned two of the most hideous people on this planet. And I've always wondered. Was it their hideous appearance that made them so bitter and hateful?
Moore and O'Donnell both pretend that they are merely supporting "liberal" causes..... but I've always suspected they're just using politics as a method to hate humanity.
TennisDec 25th 2008 11:03AM
Did you put any thought into your comments at all, or did you just ask your parents for help? Mommy and Daddy, how can I attack smarter people that I?
AngiebabyDec 23rd 2008 11:53AM
Biodiesel fuel my arse. I'd be checking on the whereabouts of his last wife....
sgentilejrDec 23rd 2008 12:44PM
It's called "Renewable Energy" and the supply is endless...Give the guy a Nobel Prize. If all the obese people lined up we could eliminate buying fuel form OPEC.
TennisDec 25th 2008 11:01AM
Yeah, we cannot have any real meaningful discussions on this freak, so let's roll-out our tired liberal bashing. Brilliant. Your parents must be so proud.
RushBlimpawDec 24th 2008 12:01PM
I'll trade you my reservoir of hate and my obscene gut for Oxycontin! I'll bring my defender of child touching affiliate Dennis Hastert along if we can trade equal weight in Afghany heroin!
Paul Nicholas BoylanDec 31st 2008 10:47PM
You got it all wrong: this guy is a hero. Dr. Bittner is using the cast off adipose tissue of the corpulent, sedentary rich, to make fuel for cars! If it isn't legal, it should be. If I had my way, it would be compulsory. Forget reforming the tax code so that the rich pay their fair share: mandate regular fat donations to power transit for the poor!
What irony could be more beautiful?