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For those couples whose sex lives are on life support, here's the Dr. Kevorkian to put them out of their misery: Paul Lyons, U.S. patent holder of the "Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom," has figured out how to bring those monophonic cell phone ringtones to your favorite prophylactic.
The invention will allow the user to record a song, message, or sound effect to a tiny chip contained in the base of the condom. This sound will then be played on a loop when the contacts of the circuit are closed. In other words, they are "activated by forceful movements." In yet other words, they are activated by "doing it."
If you don't mind, we'd like to suggest 'Taps.' [From: Textually]
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsandyDec 8th 2008 6:34PM
wife generally turns the player up I guess now she won't have too.. so will the tunes be sing alongs?
IanDec 8th 2008 10:07PM
i think that might be the most disturbing invention of the year
davidDec 9th 2008 10:59AM
who wants to hear a 30 second song.
Diane MolinariDec 9th 2008 8:22AM
JUST WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK ,DA DA DA DA DA DA DA LMAO!!!
AngiebabyDec 9th 2008 11:15AM
After I got past the "Send This Ringtone to Your Penis," I thought this might be fun, um... for other people. Might I make some suggestions?
For love in the Backseat Hilton: Paradise by the Dashboard Light (Meat Loaf)
Prostitutes on the job: She Works Hard for the Money (Donna Summer)
Hot hook-ups: I Want Your Sex (George Michael)
Naughty boys: Hot for Teacher (Van Halen)
Sex addicts: What's New Pussycat? (Tom Jones)
For trouble getting it up: Help! (The Beatles)
If you can't keep it up: Taps.
LouDec 9th 2008 8:50PM
the music of our bodies making love is enough. those sounds are more arousing than song could be. it's all I want to hear.