http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/ Switched Comments for Lasers Are the Only Way to Deal With Pirates, Says Homeland Security http://www.switched.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.switched.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 6th 2008 7:57PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 6th 2008 9:53PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 6th 2008 9:52PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 6th 2008 10:07PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
http://tinyurl.com/5wcw6x

They will likely be much more powerful than the linked article suggests -- gigawatts of energy. This has the potential for saving more lives than eliminating. Unlike conventional (especially atomic) weaponry, lasers could take out important targets in heavily populated areas without causing massive collateral damage.]]>Dec 7th 2008 8:49AMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 8:52AMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 4:19PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Remember the guy who's was blinded by a laser,and have you ever seen a crow get cooked by flying bye a microwave tower,man they hate those things you can always tell when one is down the crows attack it ,sorry crows when they turn it on and your there .YES lasers will stop people heat is the one thing no one can stand .
Microwaves will cook you, one as low as 400 watts will kill Re; the baby in the microwave,cats dogs ,stupid people ]]>Dec 7th 2008 9:25AMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 9:34AMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 2:11PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 5:26PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
God damnit, scientists, stop working on all of your projects for a decade, and let's work exclusively on batteries!

Cancer, AIDS, and batteries! That's it!]]>Dec 7th 2008 3:22PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
As for AIDS, I've never understood how this venereal disease became a hip and fashionable cause. When's World Syphilis Day? Where are the Gonorrhea Rights groups?]]>Dec 9th 2008 12:12PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
Forty million people are infected with HIV, and it's just as deadly as cancer. AIDS doesn't swell genitals or cause undesirable growth, it kills you. Slowly and painfully.

Calling AIDS trendy is no different than calling autism trendy.

Your attitude astonishes me. I honestly expect you do deny the holocaust happened, too.]]>Dec 9th 2008 8:59PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
And what reflects light, people?

Maybe we should outlaw the possession of mirrors, in order to keep the lunatics proposing lasers happy.

How in the world did John Paul Jones deal with pirates without lasers?]]>Dec 7th 2008 3:28PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 8th 2008 8:52PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 5:43PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
Can we really say that we cannot handle a bunch of Pirates on the high seas right now? We do not need lasers, we need leaders who know the meaning of the word "Lead". Right now we have a pack of public suck-ups afraid of their own shadow. That is our problem and it looks like our problem is growning bigger every day. ]]>Dec 7th 2008 5:49PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/
Sometimes high technology isn't the answer... reminds me of a story about the difference in the Soviet and American space programs of the 1960s. American scientists spent $10 million dollars creating a pen that could write in weightless conditions. The Soviets used pencils. Duhhhhh]]>Dec 7th 2008 5:56PMhttp://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/security-analyst-recommends-lasers-for-dealing-with-pirate-threa/Dec 7th 2008 6:27PM