Is GPS Lingerie Sexy, or Just a Modern-Day Chastity Belt?

This product announcement has us searching for the proper quip that will offend as few as possible: GPS lingerie is on the market (at last!) for all those women who ... have a poor sense of direction?
Yes, it's true, GPS lingerie has been introduced by Brazilian Lucia Lorio, who says her dainty garments are for the "modern, techno-savvy woman." This follows a great tradition of adding all sorts of odd technology to underwear.
But, maybe these are really for insecure husbands and boyfriends who want to keep track of their gals? That's the argument raised by some women who say the new underwear amounts to nothing more than a modern-day chastity belt. (Question: Does adding a GPS unit to any item instantly make that item more ... GPSey? Discuss amongst yourselves.)
Lorio says it isn't a chastity belt, since the wearer can turn off the device at any time – or simply keep the password to her GPS-tracking account a secret. In the end, a gimmick is a gimmick. At $800 to $1000 a set, we're going to suggest you stick with regular, cotton undies – and we'll stick with GPS for our cars, our pets, and maybe our kids.
Of course, this doesn't stop us from putting a picture of a woman in lingerie on our Web site. Either way, do you think this GPS lingerie is sexy, or is it just a modern-day chastity belt? Or do you think this is just too silly? Before make your final judgment, please check out our gallery of other iffy tech-related clothing below, and let us know what you think. [From: BoingBoing.]



Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)
Tracy said 12:51PM on 11-05-2008
What a sneaky way to keep track of your man with out him knowing. How easy would it be to stuff a pair of tiny undies somewhere in his car ladies?
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Kevin said 1:31PM on 11-05-2008
What about the men slap this on their undies too. If this is just for women only, you need help. Design it for men too.
Dont single out women.
Kevin
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Indra said 1:31PM on 11-05-2008
It is a cute idea, though men shouldn't be that insecure. I wouldn't care if I wore this underwear and my boyfriend saw where I went. I have nothing to hide. But that is my personal opinion. If people don't want to wear it they don't have to. I don't think men should be sneaky too and buy their wives/girlfriends this without telling them that the panties have a secret and its not Victoria's.
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Michelle said 4:21PM on 11-05-2008
Has anyone seen the GPS on the lingerie!??!!
Its HUGE! its not even discreet!! so I highly doubt anyone is going to be getting away with secretly tracking their significant other...and i doubt that any woman in the world would be willing to have a giant "pager" strapped to what is supposed to be a sexy undergarment.
check it out : http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/2008/11/gps-underwear-brazil-lingerie-maker.html
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Sevin said 1:54PM on 11-05-2008
If you feel that you can not trust someone, then you should end the relationship. You'll save money, time and uncertainty if you just simply let' em go_
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heathermae32h said 2:08PM on 11-05-2008
ridiculous ridiculous stupid stupid
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Lynn said 2:11PM on 11-05-2008
What a fricking joke. Why don't you men just put a lease around your wife/girlfriends neck? I would say alot of insecure men out there!!! If you want to waste your money that much, give it to a good cause.
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