Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.
Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."
Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
QmDDT said 2:15PM on 10-08-2008
THAT is Hysterical!
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Jenn said 2:24PM on 10-08-2008
OK...good idea, but I could solve the sample math problems they show if I was already passed out. That won't stop me from drunk e-mailing. It might stop some poeple though.
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margo said 2:38PM on 10-08-2008
this is the most fantastic idea .....not only when you are drunk... but when you feel desperate in the middle of the night and you start writing e.mails... that you always regret ....if you have to think logical before.. I am sure can be helpful.
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scaredycat66 said 2:40PM on 10-08-2008
Great! Now if they can just stop me from drunk dialing!!
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Jules said 2:41PM on 10-08-2008
Very funny and great idea. Jenn, sorry, but have you been hitting the sauce already??? Your comment doesn't make sense and even sounds slurred, besides perhaps being mistaken in word choice (should your sample math be simple math) when read aloud? Ha, ha. :) Someone should also come up with a way to default drunk dialing to exes, family, or friends. Ha, ha. No wonder the phone and cable companies can stay in business even during our now difficult economic times. Take care all. This was the best laugh I've had in a long time, and have been guilty myself before. As Sarah Palin might say, "those gosh darn exes can sure get to you sometimes." Ciao for now. Go Democrats.
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Shell said 3:03PM on 10-08-2008
No, I think Jenn knew just what she was saying...if you checked out the sample of the math questions.....they were unbelievably easy.
Exp. 11 X 2= ______
Couldn't you answer that no matter how plastered you were???
Jenn said 2:48PM on 10-08-2008
Nope, no sauce for me!!! If you click through, they have a selection of "sample" math problems. It may not flow perfectly, but I said what I meant
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