The Most Bizarre Tech Support Questions

Robert Half Technology, an IT contracting firm, asked CIOs (Chief Information Officers) from around the country to send in some of the most bizarre questions they've been asked. Perennial favorites like "where is the 'any' key?" and questions about the retractable cup holder were among the responses. The true highlights, though, are the out-of-this-world requests like: "My daughter is locked in the bathroom, can you pick the lock?"; "Can you reset the Internet for me?"; and "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to the computer?"
Of course, Robert Half does not have a monopoly on hilarious tech support calls. One of our contributors, while working tech support at a major financial institution, was asked "how do you type backslash?" Goes a long way towards explaining the market collapse doesn't it?
You can find more priceless tech support stories in the 'read' link below, as well as here at GetAmused.com and at TSC, Technical Support Comedy (NSFW). [From: The Age]



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boardincali82 said 5:01PM on 9-25-2008
that's awesome! I loved this post! In return for the hilariousness, you should check out the The Hotel Cafe section of the Motorokr site, they have free ringtones on there from six artists, or you could just watch David Elsewhere bust some sweet moves.
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boardincali82 said 5:02PM on 9-25-2008
that's awesome! I loved this post! In return for the hilariousness, you should check out the The Hotel Cafe section of the Motorokr site (www.motorola.com/e8), they have free ringtones on there from six artists, or you could just watch David Elsewhere bust some sweet moves.
maryann gerety said 6:13PM on 9-25-2008
Seniors and Oldsters are still rattled by the experience of their generation
who had to learn DOS 2.0 or DOS5.1 Working without a
hard drive???? Ever use an Apple II gs??? or a MAC Plus ~1985?
The first IBM PC was enornous with 8 add in cards; 640Kb of ram
and a speed of ~ 8Mhz. Then there was the Microchannel PS2
series...straight from hell...in Microsoft Seattle.
I my first Apple was a Mac Plus at 8Hz
My first PC was a Mircochannel 486SX at 50 Hz
These experiences could scare you away from computers
forever.
But like anything else...if you master the Beast and make it
work for you...you now have this knowledge for Life....
instead of being some sissy that will not explore and learn.
and get their hands dirty...or break a Nail...God Forbid!
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Scott said 2:33PM on 9-26-2008
There's great ones for the insurance industry as well... An adjuster had a client say, " An invisible tree came out of nowhere, hit me, then disappeared." LOLOLOL