Seven Prisoners Hospitalized After Hiding Phones in Rectums
Cellular News reports that seven prisoners in Pakistan's Camp Jail have been hospitalized after hiding cell phones in their rectums. Yes, the classic pastime of hiding things in one's anus to avoid confiscation extends to such uncomfortably bulky items as cell phones. In a sweep of the prison with metal detectors, the guards found 30 cell phones hidden in anuses around the prison. Unfortunately, seven phones (each in different prisoners, of course) were unable to be removed without medical attention.
To make matters worse, those seven men were publicly identified on the prison's bulletin board and placed in chakkis, small cells where prisoners can only sit or stand.
We're just wondering what happens if you accidentally leave the phone on vibrate while its in there? [From: Cellular News, Via: Textually]





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsrickSep 5th 2008 7:59PM
We found that out in Absolutely Fabulous...
It becomes the "bloody bleeper."
mandeeSep 6th 2008 12:43AM
puts new meaning to "can you hear me now?"
blackcoffeenosugarSep 6th 2008 1:07AM
Well. Vibrating might be alright. Think how embarrassing it can get if it accidentally rings.
CelluliteQueen comSep 6th 2008 12:04PM
Um... don't they have POCKETS??? - http://www.CelluliteQueen.com
HollySep 6th 2008 12:42PM
This gives new meaning to the saying "talking out your azz".