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Steve Jobs Is Alive and Parking in Handicap Spots

Have no fear, Apple fans. According to Valleywag tipsters, Steve Jobs remains among the living, albeit still skinny. He's also taken to parking in handicap spaces, although it's unknown if he has a proper sticker or not.

Jobs's health has been a topic of concern this summer since a public appearance where he appeared thin, leading many to speculate that it's another bout of the pancreatic cancer he had in 2003. One Valleywag tipster ran into him on the sidewalk near his Palo Alto home, calling him "healthy" but "very thin." So, be our guest and have at this story with wild speculation and irresponsible rumor mongering. [Source: Valleywag]

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