Illinois Considering Anti-Walking-and-Texting Bill

While seemingly ridiculous, the bill's sponsor Ken Dunkin assures us that this is no laughing matter. Two pedestrians have been killed this year in New York City because they were allegedly texting while crossing the street. Even one of our contributors had a close call and was saved from a potentially life-ending texting and crossing accident by a certain Star Trek star. But famous folks are getting into texting-while-walking accidents, too. Take Barack Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett, who twisted her ankle when she stepped off a curb while distracted by her BlackBerry.
Though there aren't any hard statistics regarding injuries from texting while walking, anecdotal evidence abounds. The American College of Emergency Physicians issued a warning about the practice after it gathered reports from ERs around the country, including a pair of deaths in California, and loads of superficial wounds from walking into telephone poles, lamp posts, and yes, even walls.
So maybe there is something to this law, which on the surface is just begging to be mocked. However, like jaywalking, this law is not likely to be easily enforceable, we think. [Source: GeekSugar and CBS News]





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Comments
66
Subscribe to commentsZZAug 2nd 2008 4:10AM
Sorry for the double post, still trying to figure out this stupid blog.
LloydAug 2nd 2008 9:04AM
What are you going to arrest me for? Texting? This is the reason this country is in the toilet; stupid legislators. Only the stupid are willing to put up with the crap these days. Haven't you all noticed a severe decrease in the quality of our politicians? Its at all levels. If you can succeed in life, try BSing your way into office. Second rate people doing second rate work. But we deserve it.
SeienaAug 3rd 2008 2:27PM
This makes me feel like I'm 90% Smarter then most of society -_-;
MoonfangAug 2nd 2008 6:35PM
That's a stupid law....
LightclawAug 5th 2008 5:42PM
What kind of STUPID law is that? I mean COME ON!!! Next thing you know, they're gunna make it illigal to eat! All this non-scence for some stupid people who can't look up for ONE SECOND!!
reubenSep 23rd 2008 1:26PM
I find it interesting that an otherwise impassive generation manages to raise some anger when someone attempts to remind us now selfish and inattentive we have become. Where was this anger when, say, Bush was pimp slapping The Constitutiton? You all are a bunch of friggin sheep.