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'Super Mario Bros.' (1993)
This compost heap of a movie concerns Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, two Italian American brothers living in Brooklyn. They're apparently being driven out of business by, like, Big Business, and must fight against the Man to stay afloat. Along the way, Luigi falls in love with an orphaned college student named Daisy, which leads to an incomprehensible adventure wherein Mario and Luigi must prevent a flood, explore caves, and discover an interdimensional portal. They eventually find themselves in a parallel world where a human-like race evolved from Tyrannosauridae (decended from a T. Rex population that escaped through the portal). Um, yeah. The directors of 'Super Mario Bros.' were also the creators of 'Max Headroom' and, quite frankly, not much else. Oddly enough, this one stars Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, and Samantha Mathis. It's almost so bad it's good...almost.
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsDarkLightJul 22nd 2008 1:27AM
I liked the SMB movie.
(No more comments.. I just liked it, like any other movie I like)
bigbirdJul 23rd 2008 5:54AM
I liked it too, so does my son. Family values?
sonothsouthJul 23rd 2008 1:58PM
I liked it. Movies should be simple entertainment not some fantastic redeeming narrative.
jopdapJul 23rd 2008 2:51PM
this was actualy a great movie. i dont know why its on the list.
jimmybeam213Jul 26th 2008 11:57AM
I think somebody should do a review on this person's grammar and typing.
AJul 26th 2008 1:24PM
I agree...I really love this movie. So what if it isn't a cookie cutter game-movie. They would have called it bad if they did have Mario hopping around through a mushroom forest collecting coins anyway- at least this one had an intelligible plot and a rather cool dystopian society.
NickJul 26th 2008 3:31PM
Whoever writes this column is a flippin moron. Obviously not a gamer, and obviously brain dead. This movie was hilarious and just all around fun to watch. John leguizamo dancing with goombas? How can you pass that up?! Writer = Jackass.
MonkeyJul 26th 2008 10:36PM
I think the writer is torn between liking it; and WANTING to hate it. He just hasn't admitted it, completely.
Love this movie! haha.
DavidJul 26th 2008 11:05PM
I agree with the comments. This movie doesn't belong here on the list. It was not the greatest movie ever but it sure was fun to watch. I was entertained and actually was wishing for a sequel.
DarkWyzJul 28th 2008 3:57PM
I loved this movie when I was little and still think it was a cool movie. I am still waiting for the next part tho. :-p
mysticnikeSep 8th 2008 10:40AM
Hey Leave Mario ALONE. That movie was super