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Yes, rules of courtesy and decorum suggest that you not subject those around you to obnoxious ring tones. So we send our compliments to Abbie Hawkins, a British hotel worker who thought she had silenced her phone, which she apparently carries around in her bra. We've seen other women do this, so we're not shocked by the practice.
But imagine Hawkins' shock when the twitching item in her undergarment turned out not to be her cell phone, but instead a live bat. Yes, a bat. With wings. (And fangs?) Perhaps it was receiving a text message from a Transylvanian baron?
Yes, the 19-year-old hotel receptionist spent a good part of the day carrying around a live bat in her bra, thinking it was her cell phone. The bat apparently crawled into her underwear while it was hanging on a clothesline outside her home. Small enough to go unnoticed by Hawkins, the bat apparently decided to go for a snug ride to work with the girl.
According to a quoted bat expert, the animals roost anywhere that appears dark and safe.
Hawkins, saying she felt bad for the little creature, released it outside. Let the Batphone jokes begin. [Source: Telegraph]
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Subscribe to commentsjdrangersJul 11th 2008 8:41PM
Does anyone remember the "Bat Phone" from the 60's ???
rbrock4067Jul 11th 2008 8:43PM
Would you call it "tit for bat"?
jen williamJul 11th 2008 10:59PM
YOU BELIEVE THAT GARBAGE, WHAT A BUNCH OF GARBAGE
rlauJul 11th 2008 11:34PM
I'll bet the bat was a little sad too when released by Hawkins.
Al ParkerJul 12th 2008 1:51AM
In the Key of Thanks for the memories: Bats for the Mammaries
guy jeffersJul 12th 2008 1:51AM
hey cruznavymom bats do not have hair which fleas prefer to keep them warm while feasting on host
DizzybeaverJul 12th 2008 1:59AM
Bats are mammals and do have hair (fur).
kenJul 12th 2008 5:11AM
Sounds like a Bull story to me.
Nyuk NyukJul 12th 2008 10:20AM
... And I found some crabs in my shorts!
nyuk nyukJul 12th 2008 11:54AM
... And I also found a one-eyed spitting snake!
ddJul 12th 2008 10:37AM
well if shes as dumb as most in the uk
DJJul 12th 2008 1:25PM
I thought bats liked warm places .... Wasn't it a bit " nippy " in there ?
Don BrizendineJul 12th 2008 1:50PM
Ive always known that women had bats in their belfry, this story is one heck of a boob job!
DavidJul 13th 2008 1:22PM
To the Breast-Cave, Robin!
The "Titmouse" is attacking Gotham! He's imitating cellphones!
Holy knockers, Batman!
SultryAug 5th 2008 12:49AM
Eww! Gross. She knew it was a bat and not a phone, unless she is just stuck on stupid. Okay she has now had her 15 minutes. What's next? Pull a rabbit out of her azz and claim it to be Charmin.
SultryAug 5th 2008 1:02AM
Riddle me this Batman, Okay I figured this out. Her boobs had to be fake. No way, no matter the size a set of real made out of what nature gave you only could not feel that fuzzy thing was not a phone. Darn her chest can't have any sensitivity in it at all. I just can't accept that she is that dumb. Numb, but not dumb.
DaelinAug 5th 2008 8:51AM
I don't know about you, but those little tags or fasteners in the bra annoy me during the day. If something were alive in my bra, I'd sure as hell know about it. Lesson of the day: don't put your cell phone in your bra. If the battery explodes or catches fire, it's very close to your heart, dumb-ass.
ianAug 6th 2008 7:39AM
I am just wondering why didn't the doctor have broadband in the first place? Surely he could of afford it.. Cause they make majoy bucks..
Any hows I myself would had gotton a much better dail up ISP any is better then at&t read about what at&t has done to me and my mom. at&t takes advantage of disabled customers,,
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gus dellAug 6th 2008 9:34AM
I've heard of bats in the bellfrie, but bats in the bra???????