Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.
Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."
Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
TyMaSe said 8:32PM on 6-16-2008
even if they werent in tanks...why would they take over the world...
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G. said 2:15AM on 6-17-2008
Just what the planet needs - another source of fuel to burn and destroy the atmosphere even more. Can they build a bug that eats up the carbon dioxide and spits out oxygen so that we breathe?
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anachrophile said 10:46AM on 6-30-2008
Yes, they have those already. Not bugs, but some kind of algae that does precisely what you propose. Not that I'm against oilbacteria.
ERIC said 11:56PM on 6-18-2008
OIL PRODUCING BUGS, AMERICAN BUGS I HOPE, LOL, $50/BARREL OIL MEANS A STRONG"STRONG" DOLLAR, AND A WELL DESERVED SLAP IN THE FACE TO OIL PRODUCING COMPANIES/NATIONS THAT HAVE CAUSED SO MUCH BULLSH?T IN OUR ECONOMY, WE ARE AMERICANS AND WE WILL PREVAIL, PEOPLE HAVE SCREWED UP THINGS HERE A LITTLE BUT BETTER PEOPLE WILL FIX IT SOON.I WANT A PLANT FOR PRODUCTION MADE SMALL ENOUGH TO FILL MY CAR DAILY AND POSSIBLY SELL THE REST TO THE ELECTRIC COMPANIES, BUGS AND HYDROGEN HELL I DONT CARE WHAT COMES FIRST/LAST WE ALL NEED A BREAK!
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Freddingtonsworth said 6:57PM on 6-19-2008
I, for one, would like to welcome our new mutant oil-crapping bug overlords. I'd like to remind them that I can be used to round up others of my kind to help serve them.
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