Worst Celebrity Blogs 6

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Worst Celebrity Blogs 6

by Alon Avdi, posted May 8th 2008 at 12:01PM

Rosie O'Donnell

Wait, didn't Rosie O'Donnell recently make our Best Celebrity Blogs story? She did! But we decided that Rosie's work is a two-headed monster, equal parts wonderful and loony. Those of you that caught our "Best of" piece might remember how scared, lonely and used we felt when Rosie tried to channel Sylvia Plath. For the rest of you, these lines from a post called "No More" should explain why Rosie's inner poet should stay inside and not play with the other kids:

searching
from near and far
an HDTV
some fancy car
restaurant hot spot
drug de jour
too much now
there is no more

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