Poor horses. We humans have been exploiting them since we first figured out that we could. Yeah, there are laws against it and stuff, but, you know...
Now a new form of horsesploitation has been devised by Rousch Technologies for the Turkish company Kurt Systems. KS' invention is a new and more sinister-looking twist on the horse drawn carriages of yore used to spirit
Ugly Betty and Japanese tourists around Central Park.
The scary-looking contraption is not just for fun and TV. It is, in fact, a 4-ton piece of state-of-the-art racehorse training equipment, and comes outfitted with a
Volvo diesel engine, silicone simulation saddle, and computerized monitors which track the horse's every move.
The craft has an open space in front where the horse runs and a cabin in the back (Greyhound bus meets funeral hearse) where the vet, trainer, and driver sit, and can monitor horses running up to 38 mph. It even has electronic reins, though we're still not sure how that works.
These creepy horsecrafts could be the future of racing. A Kurt Systems spokesman explains that the trainer will be serially produced, and is expected to become a racing industry must-have. "We believe that our approach to controlled environment training will become established practice with many studs and stables at this level." But how does Big Brown feel about all this? [Source:
Daily Mail]