US Troops to Receive Handheld Lie Detector Tests
In a move sure to bring the polygraph haters out of the woodwork, the US Army is issuing a handheld lie detector to select soldiers in Afghanistan in order to "root out potential terrorists" and help "narrow the list of suspects after a roadside bombing." The Department of Defense isn't asserting that the device is perfect, but it's hoping the detection capabilities are accurate enough to save American lives and sniff out allegiances that may have otherwise gone unnoticed.
Hailed as PCASS (Preliminary Credibility Assessment Screening System), the underlying unit is a TDS Ranger (a rugged PDA) that relies on three sensors and integrated software that displays Green to signify truth, Yellow if it can't decide and Red if it recognizes a filthy liar on the other end.
We're certain Lafayette Instrument Company is stoked about the deal -- you know, considering that the Army has already purchased 94 of 'em at $7,500 apiece.
[Thanks, ladderless]
From MSNBC (via Engadget)
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsJongscxApr 10th 2008 8:18AM
Wait... so this thing is called the PC ASS? are they comign out with the PC PUSSY or the PC DONG next?
MichelleApr 12th 2008 1:15PM
Test the things on this administration first...we definitely know they're a bunch of lying FREAKS, so we already have the "control" in place. Just have them talk...
kayApr 13th 2008 11:27PM
They'll have to burry them in the sand with the WMD's when Bush & Cheny visit, cuz they'll ALL be flashing RED and screaming endless refrains of Liar, Liar!