Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.
Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."
Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Donna said 4:56PM on 4-03-2008
Another Darwin Award nominee.
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MLB said 5:42PM on 4-03-2008
SAY NO TO METH
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Eddie said 5:47PM on 4-03-2008
Sounds like a typical redneck.
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Andrew said 7:10PM on 4-03-2008
I think we should all give this guy a great big wround of aploase for so assusingly thing the herd
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reaccard said 12:01PM on 4-19-2008
DRINK MUCH????????????
Richard Thousand said 8:36PM on 4-03-2008
What the hell did that mean Andrew...damn, what happened to the education system in america.
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Sonney said 12:00PM on 4-19-2008
Yeah line Andy up with FireFox and he'll be able to spell everywhere on the Net, lol.
Yael Dragwyla said 8:47PM on 4-03-2008
Eddie -- "redneck" my eye. A real redneck would've had more sense. Sounds like a superannuated urban teenager to me.
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Dan said 3:43AM on 4-04-2008
I think our friend Tony had too much time on his hands and it ended up being the death of him!
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taciturnforsale said 6:02AM on 4-04-2008
uh doesn't it take a lot of computer parts to make the tiniest amount of gold. man what these commodity prices will make people do.
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jason said 3:02PM on 4-05-2008
People in the third world do this regularly just to survive. That's where we send our electronic waste.
http://www.ban.org/
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free software said 4:06PM on 4-05-2008
In many poorer countries, such as India, recovering precious metals by recycling old tech, is commonplace. This serves as a reminder to us about the dangers they put themselves through in order to make a living
www.fileprompt.com
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Melissa said 8:19PM on 4-05-2008
Andrew, are you high? Your words make no sense!
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baracuda said 8:41PM on 4-05-2008
Where or how does anyone get enough mercury to do this anyways?
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Daniel Gaunt said 4:54AM on 4-06-2008
for the few micrograms of gold he'd have got it really isn't worth the time!
http://freeextras.blogspot.com/
http://lifeorsomethingnotquitelikeit.blogspot.com/
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Wally said 5:03PM on 4-06-2008
There is a joke in there somewhere, I know their is.
Meanwhile check out redneck jokes
http://www.wallysjokemail.com/search/label/redneck%20jokes
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Bear said 8:30PM on 4-06-2008
Richard Thousand--that is hilarious!
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Andi Price said 10:19PM on 4-06-2008
OK, I'm pretty decent at reading between the lines but I need some help with this one...
I think we should all give this guy a great big wround of aploase for so assusingly thing the herd
...big round of applause for _____________ thinning the herd
Will someone fill in the blank for me, please?
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duke said 10:51PM on 4-06-2008
Mercury killed many alchemists. Boiling mercury, and liquid even at room temperature generates a toxic concentration of vapor unless there is very good fume hoods (with filters to remove the Hg) to remove them. Many dental offices in the last century were contaminated by spilled mercury. I have some in tooth fillings.
Gold is used in few places in a computer in sufficient amounts to be worth small scale recovery. Many plug in parts have gold plated contacts, the thickness of a few millionths of an inch. Copper also dissolves in mercury as does silver.
As the first message states: Another Darwin award waits this one. The gene pool is slowly improving.
duke
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toni said 1:21AM on 4-07-2008
i think that perhaps andrew meant "...a big round of applause for assuming things they heard..."
what do you folks think?
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