Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.
Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."
Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
ILUVMYVOLVO said 11:01AM on 4-03-2008
THEY ARE BOTH ABSOLUTE ZEROS!
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Anonymous said 4:08PM on 4-03-2008
Wow...did you know cell phone frequencies can delete up to 50% of your BRAIN if used often?
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Spooky said 4:20PM on 4-03-2008
Not if U wear U'r tinfoil hat to bed !! it blocks the blackberrys mind sucking abilities and holds U'r hair in place at the same time!
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Chris said 4:21PM on 4-03-2008
Ever heard of a night stand, retards!!
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Spooky said 4:25PM on 4-03-2008
Besides, I delete everything I thought about the previous day, anyway. If Hillary, Barak and John ever accessed that info, they would unite and rule the world from SPACE !!!!
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FARMBO said 4:37PM on 4-03-2008
BLACKBERRIES ! ! ! HELL...I'D FIGURE SHE'D HAVE A GUN OF SOME KIND....AN UZI...GALIL...SOMETHING
ISRAELI MADE. SHE STILL A PRACTICING JEW ISN'T SHE ? THE MATERIAL GIRL SHOULD BE ARMED 24/7 ! !
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mommel d said 4:51PM on 4-03-2008
Haha! Just as I've thought all these years, she really is a pathetic twit! So now she has reinvented herself as a crackberry addict!
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Michele said 5:00PM on 4-03-2008
ILOVEMYVOLVO is my hero!!
You hit the nail right on the head!
Who gives a rats ass what the hell these two are doing. I hated madonna in the 80's and i hate her even more now. Shes a has been that is desperately trying to make a come back. Her last resort, it seems, was adopting a black child as the Bradgelina crew has done many times. Madonna, dont you know that trying to copy anothers celebrities doings to become just as famous (again) is so pathetic!
get over yourself Madonna, you wont ever be on top again. Oh and by the way...you are an absolute disgrace to the Catholic religion and all italains for that matter. You were born a catholic italian and you will die one. Dont try and broaden your religion with kaballa crap just to try and make another come back!
Your a zero!
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Laiconna said 5:00PM on 4-03-2008
I'm surprised that she and Guy are still together. That's encouraging of course. After being with the likes of that freaky looking Dennis Rodman, I'm surprised that anyone else would want her. Takes all kinds to make the world I suppose.
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Constantine said 5:00PM on 4-03-2008
Golly gee whillackers, it must be something to be so fuc*ing self-important.
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guy said 5:21PM on 4-03-2008
And dingleberries as well.
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cheri said 5:25PM on 4-03-2008
I have to admit they were going to say that they keep wierd sex toys in bed. I don't know how he can stand her frankly.
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Donna said 5:43PM on 4-03-2008
I guess they have no sex life, they do there blackberries!!
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dale ash said 5:44PM on 4-03-2008
I feel like a dingleberrie for reading this article.
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ginamac said 5:47PM on 4-03-2008
Now that's called taking OCD into the stupid zone.
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Helen said 5:58PM on 4-03-2008
Who cares about this self centered bitch, whos own father admits that she is and always has been an egotistical prima donna....
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oliestiles said 6:15PM on 4-03-2008
In the new GQ they show how the most whipped man in the world and his handler walked out with a purple strap on in the handler's purse. I thought the article was about they can't sleep without her using that on him.
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Pearl said 6:15PM on 4-03-2008
Who's Madonna?
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glo said 6:26PM on 4-03-2008
I have never seen so many people with so much hate in them . They all are so unhappy people.
how do I know what just read on
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Joe said 6:26PM on 4-03-2008
BIGGEST C*NT ON THE PLANET MARRIED TO A JERKOFF
- CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TWO OF THEM TO ROT IN THE GROUND.
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