Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.
Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."
Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Jupiter said 3:41PM on 3-31-2008
Whilst I'd love to be just that extra 1.5" taller, to be the same height as both my sisters, I would be reluctant to add it onto my head. My head is big enough already. I'd rather have height added to my spine, just above my waist, because that's where I'm shorter, and it would even out my proportions.
Still, I don't imagine that'll happen any time soon, inserting disks into the spine. I'm sure the spinal cord is a bit flexible, but there is so much that can go wrong. Still, if a way is found to do it fairly safely, in a way that we won't suffer unduly when we get older, I bet a lot of people would go for that.
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gman35 said 8:43PM on 3-31-2008
try adding it to the soles of the feet and it would do more good
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Amber said 8:48PM on 3-31-2008
Tom Cruise needss this sugery!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jennifer said 8:48PM on 3-31-2008
You know, if they were to lose the coneheads and add a stringy red wig to the goons pictured above, you'd have Prisilla Presley.
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kaye said 8:56PM on 3-31-2008
Are you kidding me??
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Bear said 8:59PM on 3-31-2008
Are you kidding me??
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S said 9:15PM on 3-31-2008
What are those big pointy things on their heads?........oh, I know, there Pamela Lees' old implants
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YAHH! said 9:32PM on 3-31-2008
WHAT THE HELLTH ARE THOSE PAMELA'S OLD IMPLANTS
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Jo said 9:50PM on 3-31-2008
Thanks any way, but I prefer the heels.
$8000 to artifically lengthen the skull .... His is obviously numb.
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Cymphony said 9:55PM on 3-31-2008
Those people look stupid;like aliens.
no thanks!
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DR TIM said 9:59PM on 3-31-2008
This guy should be thrown out of the medical profession...I do know, he would make a lot more money if he could add on two inches elsewhere.
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mylesdaniel456 said 10:00PM on 3-31-2008
Why would someone want to put silicone implants in their heads??
wouldnt it just mess with their brain or cause other problems with your head?
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live2sing said 10:06PM on 3-31-2008
Do people actually use these???!!!
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Annette said 10:09PM on 3-31-2008
what the hell!
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wolfman said 10:26PM on 3-31-2008
Where is Dan Hemroid?
The Wolfman
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md_oconnell said 10:27PM on 3-31-2008
I heard of the knee surgery, which is really suppose to work. I wonder how much that would set one back? I'm sure VERY pricy.
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JERRY said 10:31PM on 3-31-2008
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
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Brenda said 10:40PM on 3-31-2008
I am only 5'1" and I sure as heck don't want someone putting something in the top of my head to make me taller. That is just so stupid. Where elevated shoes or high heels.
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wenttheway said 10:59PM on 3-31-2008
Tom Cruise does indeed need surgey on his head but certainly not to add height. They need to remove the Scientology gene.
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Wviolet said 11:14PM on 3-31-2008
that's ridiculous!
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