Baby Names Being Derived from...Text Messaging?

Seems utterly absurd, but there's apparently a trend among those in the SMS generation of using abbreviated versions of traditional Christian names on their children's birth certificates -- along with "original" ways of spelling them.
Anne has been changed to An, Connor to Conna and Laura to Lora -- all, seemingly, for the sake of convenience. According to the online parenting club Bounty, there's also been quite a bit of borrowing from corporate entities: One girl born last month was born Flicity, along with other recent names like Ikea, Paprica, Caramel, Bambi, Fire-Lily, Skylark and TAME -- which apparently stands for The Apple of My Eye.
Albert Mehrabian is a psychology professor at the University of California, and has researched the impact of irregular names. He found that "less attractive characteristics were attributed to individuals with less conventionally spelled names. Unconventional spelling connoted less masculinity for men and less femininity for women [and] more anxiety and neuroticism were attributed to those with less common names."
These attempts aren't always successful, however: Last year a couple was told they wouldn't be allowed to register their son's name as 4Real. Officials in New Zealand apparently ruled that the use of a number made it inappropriate, so the couple went with their second choice....
...Superman.
At any rate, check out our gallery of text-message inspired names, some real, some fake, all kray-z!
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsrebeccaApr 1st 2008 1:00AM
my daughter name is shy I alway get the looks . I wanted my kids to have unquie names . my first daughter didn't get the name i wanted hers was going to be china storm rain .
Craig MillerApr 1st 2008 12:59AM
To Mudge(How'd you come up with your screen name? Haha. I'm just playing.):
Perhaps you aren't too familar with the English language. Serenity- tranquility, being serene. Clear. Calm. Unruffled. Placid. (Any of these synonyms ringing a bell?)
Also, it's after the Godsmack song, Serenity.
iletaApr 1st 2008 1:01AM
Your heart is in the right place, jackyy--and I agree with you, theoretically; however, the truth is that parents' choices WILL have a deep impact on the lives on their children. Can you say that the child named "4Real" alias "Superman" will not be affected by that name? "Superman, please have that prospectus ready for the shareholders' meeting on Monday!" The reality is we live in society, not sheltered at home by our parents.
FeliciaApr 1st 2008 1:11AM
I'm sorry, is some reason we need to name our children "the norm?" Why not encourage people to be creative. I'm personally sick of the Emilys and Johns...BTW, a lot of the names mentioned are ethnic ones from other countries...remember many of these "normal" names have foreign roots...
michaelApr 1st 2008 1:09AM
According to the above poll, 97% of respondents say they would not name their children after text message expressions. If that is the case, then how is this story even relevant, and this is a trend. I guess I never realized 3% was a trend.
Lydia's MomApr 1st 2008 1:16AM
In response to:
ileta says:
Now, wait a minute, robeson. Let's not get racist . I knew a Caucasian woman who named her girls Porsche, Mercedes, and Lexus. Just goes to show that any nationality can be stupid,not just us "Mexicans and Blacks," okay?
03/31/08 11:08 PM
Mercedes was the name of the daughter of Emil Jellinek who raced cars and used DMG vehicles He would race under a pseudonym, using his daughter's name. He soon became known as "Monsieur Mercédès" in motoring circles.
"Mercedes" was lodged as the trade name on June 23, 1902 and legally registered on September 26.The name is Spanish and it means "grace" So in other words, the car was named after a woman. Porsche is also a derivative of a woman's name,Portia, which is Latin and who was a character in Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice. Lexus is a stretch but may be a derivative of Alexis.
I think these three names may not be in the same category as Chlamydia,Placenta,and some of these other names. Parents owe it to their children to give them a name the is dignified, and has some kind of proper meaning behind it.
BuzApr 1st 2008 1:14AM
Can you say luza!?1
KevinApr 1st 2008 1:14AM
I know some one who named their daughter "SODA" because of the Sienfield show.
klApr 1st 2008 1:16AM
i have to admit i think that using names such as those mentioned in the article are a little far out there, but unique names or even variations of a common name are interesting. my name is Krisstina and i have a twin named Jacqueluene, both are variations of Christina and Jacqueline respectively. I also have a niece with the name Isabella, which i think is a beautiful name, and her little brother is named Reece, which is still not common, but it is sensible,unlike those other names people randomly give their children.
klApr 1st 2008 1:20AM
a friend of mine told me that a couple had wanted to name their daughter Chandle because they thought it was cute because the family name was Lier (Leer). get it? chandle lier = chandlier
DanielApr 1st 2008 1:21AM
I can't really complain I named my son after and Archangel and a Pro wrestler. His name is Mikhail Nicolai. And I named my daughter after a Czarina and her grandmother her named is Kat'rina Lynne
McKaylaApr 1st 2008 1:21AM
My parents were first generation Americans, English was not their first language. So they spelled my name the way they said it, instead of the conventional way, Micheala. I've never met someone with a name spelled like that, but I don't care....it coulda been worse!!!!
CharlotteApr 1st 2008 1:22AM
OK thats it,,,the height of Stupidity,,,three really dumb stories tonight,,i let the first two go..implants on top of yer head to make people taller,,,and now this? what the heck is the world coming to..this is a new level of STUPIDITY!!! COME ON PEOPLE stop trying to show how DUMB you are....its embarressing!!
Erin GreenApr 1st 2008 1:26AM
We have a generation that, for the first time in history, is going to be DUMBER then the generation before them, not to mention lazier! We have teachers who are so stupid they can't teach without the answer book right in front of them, parents who I wouldn't allow to raise goldfish let alone kids and a society that would rather lock up a kid for the smallest infracton then have to deal with them at all; not to mention that our police are dirtier then the criminals we lock up everyday! No wonder are kids are so stupid!
KiKi & DaDa MaMaApr 1st 2008 1:43AM
ok.....and I thought my husband was an idiot when he named our 1st born son *RAIDEN* AKA Dada from MK (Mortal Kombat) then we named our daughter Kalila AKA Kiki( he wanted Katana also from MK) our god-daughter is Jade (also from MK). Im like "WHAT!!??? WAS SUB-ZERO TAKEN????" These names aren't heard of often(unless u play MK) but they aren't NUTZ...like Superman...are they?
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iletaApr 1st 2008 2:02AM
Hi Lydia's Mom: (I'm a chronic insomniac, can you tell?) -- I know "Merchant of Venice" & Portia's speech ("The quality of mercy is not strained"); I lived in Spain in Alcalá de Henares, around the corner from Cervantes birthplace during the 1st Gulf War (my hubby was stationed there and know Spanish names -- I speak the language fluently); the Lexus? Well, I've ridden in one. Believe me, the woman of whom I spoke was NOT that sophisticated. Had it been the '60s, she would have named her kids Cadillac, Lincoln & Thunderbird, okay? Nice try.
old enough to rememberApr 1st 2008 1:59AM
Mudge, for your information, names like Serenity, Felicity, etc. were somewhat common in the early days of this country. They were given by parents who wanted their daughters to have names that would hopefully indicate their temperments.
Sarah ElizabethApr 1st 2008 2:05AM
My name is Sarah Elizabeth Hunter. Yep, probably one of the top 10 most common names in the U.S. But personally, I like it. I mean, I don't hate on people who have different names, but I'm glad I don't have to spell my name for people all the time. The worst I have to do is tell them I have an "h" in Sarah and a "z" in Elizabeth (it's not often they need my middle name, though).
If I had been a boy, I would've been Serek (Spock's dad from Star Trek, pronounced like "Derek"), and Mom was going to name me Sayward ("Say-word"), which is an old puritan name, and she was going to call me "Say'rd" (one syllable). I've decided I like puritan names: Sayward, Evangeline, Prudence, etc. And I think Serek could've been cool.
But thanks, Mom & Dad, for Sarah Elizabeth.
(My kids will be Isaac Noah, Andrew Paul, Elizabeth Kaye, and possibly Genevieve or Charlotte.)
Lydia's MomApr 1st 2008 2:42AM
ileta says:
Hi Lydia's Mom: (I'm a chronic insomniac, can you tell?) -- I know "Merchant of Venice" & Portia's speech ("The quality of mercy is not strained"); I lived in Spain in Alcalá de Henares, around the corner from Cervantes birthplace during the 1st Gulf War (my hubby was stationed there and know Spanish names -- I speak the language fluently); the Lexus? Well, I've ridden in one. Believe me, the woman of whom I spoke was NOT that sophisticated. Had it been the '60s, she would have named her kids Cadillac, Lincoln & Thunderbird, okay? Nice try.
04/01/08 2:02 AM
The only point I was trying to make was that although this woman you "know" may have named her children after cars, the names themselves were still originally proper names with origins describing qualities, traits, or virutes. The trend that the article is discussing involves nonsensical names. Don't get distracted by the brain-dead racist nazi morons throwing in their "two-cents-worth" and turn this into a "you're no better than us deal" like 99% of the discussions on line. Don't fall for it! It's nice to see a real comment with real reasoning instead of being trapped by the idiots whose main goal is to hijack the net to further propaganda from the subhumans among us.
Supermario2Apr 1st 2008 2:56AM
Immature and stupid parents...yeah they are not the ones carrying a "scarlet" letter for the rest of their lives but their poor kids. Children are NOT dogs or cats to be named as such!