Bullet-Proof "Safe" Bed Has Own Toilet, Air Supply, and Microwave Oven

For the truly paranoid among us, there's a new extreme standard for which to strive in securing a good night's sleep. The "Quantum Sleeper" promises restful protection from "bio-terrorist attack, natural disaster, kidnappers/stalkers" and, of course, it's bulletproof.
If you regularly bed down in a hostile environment, maybe this is the right bed for you. The great thing is that securing yourself inside doesn't mean you're separated from many of the common comforts you would expect. The Quantum Sleeper can be fitted with a CD player, a DVD player with PC hookup, a microwave oven and even a refrigerator. Plus, it has options for cell phones, CB and short-wave radios.
The price tag on this bunk runs about $160 thousand. Basic requirements include enough space to install the unit, which weighs about 2000 pounds and expands to 138" wide x 98" high x 150" long when fully open. If you choose the natural disaster options, the manufacturer recommends it be installed on a ground floor with a concrete slab for proper anchoring, "to resist the forces of wind and water." Plus, installing on the ground floor will prevent the unit from falling through should the home structure become weak due to fire or other forces (or, say, really heavy beds).
Some other characteristics of the bed:
- The 1.25" thick Polycarbonate plastic plating is constructed of laminated sheets and is capable of stopping a bullet from a hand gun up to a 357 magnum caliber. It has a tensile strength of 9,000 psi with a Specific Gravity of 1.2.
- The units are designed to 20 percent compression and rated for greater than 7 psi (15' of water static head pressure).
- The head cover side and front plates will be clear but w/ reflective characteristics that will allow the unit occupants to see out but prevent those on the outside from seeing in. The polycarbonate plating together provides the main attributes of a safe bed, safe room & bomb shelter.
From Boing-Boing.
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsdances1hoseMar 31st 2008 7:26PM
I do not carry less than a .44 Mag which has much more power than .357 Mag. So it would not be safe from that. Besides a one pound canister of Pyrodex would do even more damage.
GaryMar 31st 2008 7:29PM
I do not carry anything less than .44 Mag so it would not be that safe. A one pound container of Pyrodex would do even more damage
CliffordMar 31st 2008 7:53PM
This bed does come with Air Supply it says. Who wants to sleep with air supply anyway. Those queens are old and dried up. At least they could sing "Los in Love" to you!
AnnMar 31st 2008 7:56PM
Hmmm think they will take payments?
jenMar 31st 2008 8:03PM
for $160,000.00 i can buy a house. im not paying for a coffin
MaggieMar 31st 2008 8:22PM
yeah, everybody needs one of these, someone can shoot at you and it won't kill you but will scare the s**t out of you, hence, the toilet.
lelolanMar 31st 2008 9:20PM
just hope your home when the big one hits. imagine you take out a 30 year mortgage to buy tis bed and your out at wallmart when the bomb goes off.....
KATHY MURPHYMar 31st 2008 9:52PM
Nice place to hide if you don't want to share your candy huh huh
jonApr 1st 2008 1:49AM
what if somebody farts inside the unit? dutch oven or suicide container!
mommy gApr 2nd 2008 8:02AM
"cluster phobia"? is that like a whole lot of phobias all at once?
fcgirlApr 1st 2008 9:05PM
wvfreckleangel--I live in tornado ally and would not pay $20 for that stupid thing! Like someone else said, I do not want my kid locking me in my bed! And as someone else said, I do not wish to drown due to my toilet over-flowing.
STEVEApr 2nd 2008 2:06AM
The bed is great for safe sex!
JonApr 2nd 2008 4:48PM
Why dont you just buy a bullet proof car and sleep in that. When you want to eat, just go to the drive through.
GeoservApr 22nd 2008 9:12AM
STUMBLED!
Sweet, sign me up.
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