Bullet-Proof "Safe" Bed Has Own Toilet, Air Supply, and Microwave Oven

For the truly paranoid among us, there's a new extreme standard for which to strive in securing a good night's sleep. The "Quantum Sleeper" promises restful protection from "bio-terrorist attack, natural disaster, kidnappers/stalkers" and, of course, it's bulletproof.
If you regularly bed down in a hostile environment, maybe this is the right bed for you. The great thing is that securing yourself inside doesn't mean you're separated from many of the common comforts you would expect. The Quantum Sleeper can be fitted with a CD player, a DVD player with PC hookup, a microwave oven and even a refrigerator. Plus, it has options for cell phones, CB and short-wave radios.
The price tag on this bunk runs about $160 thousand. Basic requirements include enough space to install the unit, which weighs about 2000 pounds and expands to 138" wide x 98" high x 150" long when fully open. If you choose the natural disaster options, the manufacturer recommends it be installed on a ground floor with a concrete slab for proper anchoring, "to resist the forces of wind and water." Plus, installing on the ground floor will prevent the unit from falling through should the home structure become weak due to fire or other forces (or, say, really heavy beds).
Some other characteristics of the bed:
- The 1.25" thick Polycarbonate plastic plating is constructed of laminated sheets and is capable of stopping a bullet from a hand gun up to a 357 magnum caliber. It has a tensile strength of 9,000 psi with a Specific Gravity of 1.2.
- The units are designed to 20 percent compression and rated for greater than 7 psi (15' of water static head pressure).
- The head cover side and front plates will be clear but w/ reflective characteristics that will allow the unit occupants to see out but prevent those on the outside from seeing in. The polycarbonate plating together provides the main attributes of a safe bed, safe room & bomb shelter.
From Boing-Boing.
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsBOBBERSMar 31st 2008 4:08PM
Ok first for all the idiots who saying it aint strong enough.... ITS FOR UR BED ROOM!! NOT FOR A SOLDEIR!!! WAT PERSN COMES IN TO ROB U, STALK U, TO DO WATEVER COMES IN WITH A FRICKIN ASSUALT RIFLE OR SHOTGUN!!! THEY COME IN WITH A PISTOL AND THTA IT! IT A STUPID IDEA!!!
main63401Mar 31st 2008 4:13PM
If this bedset cost $160 thousand and some one stole it....how would the police report get written up? A bed was stolen, no, it was a microwave, no wait, it was a fridge, uuuummmmm, no, it was a tv and stereo with built in cd player.........come on, bet real
Ricky whittenMar 31st 2008 4:23PM
When Percy(Green Mile)Bush retires he can lay in there with one of his call boys. Maybe he will sleep with his head IN the toilet.
JudyMar 31st 2008 4:40PM
Just put that bed in one of those ultra swank million dollar RV's and I'll take it for a spin!
basketballkiniMar 31st 2008 4:48PM
that sounds extremme and weird
pete staffApr 1st 2008 1:41PM
A $160,000.00 you would have to have more money than brains. What and who are hidding from. I do not think I wouldnot like to poo. were I sleep. My bathroom is close enought. If you are fired upon. You will probaly dirty your self. So get your self some large diapers. Save your money, if they are going in to wait for you. On the street, in your car, at your desk if your are a target. bend over and kiss your as-s, GOOD BYE.
krystabulousMar 31st 2008 5:13PM
HA, imagine if he farted in that bed!
Bernice RyanApr 1st 2008 9:30AM
hope you don't get diarhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xcoreskaterboyMar 31st 2008 6:00PM
i could think of 160 thousand things i would rather spend that much money on.
SMar 31st 2008 6:12PM
Which brings new meaning to "Shoot the Shit"
MattMar 31st 2008 6:19PM
For 160K you could build on hell of a survival bunker, with guns, and just put a regular bed in it
KimMar 31st 2008 6:28PM
i wonder what id be like to have sex on that thing...hahaha
AndieMar 31st 2008 6:29PM
Imagine that thing in a tornado!
MareMar 31st 2008 6:40PM
It would make a comfy coffin. My regular one can be so cramped at times.
jasonApr 1st 2008 7:55PM
hahahaha, wow, ridiculous!! i hope that in a natural disaster that the toilet dosent start 2 overflow!! then ur in big trouble...and come on who has that much money 4 a frickin bed!!
EMar 31st 2008 6:44PM
1). People buy bullet-proof safe beds. 2). House lights on fire. 3). Anyone trapped inside aforementioned beds DIES.
michael huntMar 31st 2008 6:55PM
Look, you can pay someone to stand shotgun while you sleep for that money. Or, before you go to sleep, walk the perimeter of your comfort zone, be it your room, house, yard, camp, etc. Feel your senses, we are mammals, you know the area. Lay down to sleep, relax and send your senses to the edge of the perimeter, you know how you feel when you do this, you are in control. Sleep comfortably, sensing your sleep, you will sense when your boundary has been compromised. But, remember yourself to act on that response, and you should control the situation. Just like people that don't need alarm clocks, they wake up when they tell themselves how long they should sleep. When you have mastered some of the sense techniques, it will be possible to know if someone is looking at you, it may not stop a bullet, but, you should sense the danger if it is real. Or get some motion detectors with claymores and you will know if someone gets too close.
PastalidusMar 31st 2008 6:56PM
I think I need two. One for me, and one for my wife.
mrdickieweedMar 31st 2008 7:01PM
Well, the favorite feature on the one that I bought was the one that gathered the feces from the bed automatically whenever you used the built-in "toilet".....
firstwife786Mar 31st 2008 7:25PM
Did they mention air supply?...maybe I missed that part.