Comcast Wants to Put Cameras In Your Home
Conspiracy theorists are going to have a field day with this story. In fairness, so will just about everybody else. We hope.
Comcast is experimenting with camera technology. More specifically, it trying out technology that turns cable boxes into camera-equipped devices that would utilize body-form-recognition as a means to provide custom-tailored service, and, of course, custom tailored advertising. The boxes would be able to tell who is in the room based on the shape of their body, thus tailoring programming to fit their specific desires and security settings (when children are involved). Facial recognition is not in the works as of yet.
We should be clear: This is all in the experimental phase. There has been no consumer testing and Gerard Kunkel, Comcast's senior VP of user experience, stresses that any final decision is predicated on the boxes providing more to the viewer than just precision advertising.
Custom Tailored. Security. Efficient. Your New Best Friend. Now You Can Leave the Kids At Home With Super Cable Nanny! Those are hypothetical buzz-words and -phrases Comcast will most likely lay on in hearty layers if and when it begins to roll out this new technology.
Honestly, what is your immediate gut reaction when you hear that a massive corporation might want to place cameras that actually track your movements in your own home? We won't say what we think. Trust your gut reaction and don't let any amount of mediocre advertising sway you.
Security. Customization. Blah blah blah.
Gut Instinct.
From NewTeevee (via Rantings of a New Yorker)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
Benjamin Wright said 3:42PM on 3-26-2008
Legally speaking, you and Comcast might be wise to post notices in your living room to warn strangers that a surveillance camera is in use. http://hack-igations.blogspot.com/2008/03/robots-as-keepers-of-legal-records.html
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Faith said 10:55PM on 3-26-2008
Baaaad Idea i dont want comcast to have cameras in the cable boxes... what's this suposed to do? I mean if you ultra thin does it swtich the channel to alli mcbeal ...or if your way over weight just put on jane austin or something? this is completely stupid..no body wants preched at
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surftexrr@aol.com said 4:44PM on 3-26-2008
i simply would not buy the product! havn't had cable since july of 2001 & havn't missed any thing important. people spend too much time in front of the TV & computer. waste of time.
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Tom said 4:56PM on 3-26-2008
F**k YOU COMSUCK.
SHOVE THE CAMERA UP YOUR ARSE.
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Rick said 7:21PM on 3-26-2008
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Right on, I have been saying this for a very long time now.
Turn off the TV, Turn on Life!©
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boredwell said 8:44PM on 3-26-2008
Not surprised, really. First the Patriot Act, now this. The Act was a platform for this kind of internal personalized spying. How if the recognition of someone tall and thin winds up a basketball player, how will it know it's gender? How will it be able to read variation on that particular "model." And how will it chose which model the tall, thin person belong in. Glad I don't own a TV. Or have comcast. Though the rest of the medium is sure not be left out.
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Daniel Gaunt said 4:41AM on 3-27-2008
advertising carries too much finacial power, I mean I earn lots of money just because people are so keen to show their ads that they pay me to look at them! pathetic
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Patty said 8:19PM on 3-28-2008
This just tells us that no one is safe even in their own home. It's like everyone is watching. WHY? We don't live in Russia or China where everyone wants to keep an eye on you. We are still Americans I think.
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jgun said 2:02PM on 3-29-2008
NewsFlash..... this is already taking place, Comcast just decided to let the cat out of the bag. I have been suspecting DishNetwork of this since adding their new DVR with two round sensors. This thing is constantly downloading something. When I inquired, I was told it was the programming and it does it around 3 a.m. or wee hours in the morning. Not!...It downloads all day and it comes on by itself. Another conspiracy theory, I think not. If a lot of people were more observant, they would already be aware of these upcoming trends.
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D. Goldman said 8:28PM on 3-28-2008
Unbelievable!!! I can't believe that such a stupid reason could be used to allow the invasion of a private residence. They have a better chance of being struck by lightning than to have one of those in my house. No wonder they are making it hard to view television via the airwaves, they're trying to force everyone to go to the "box". Anyone who uses one of those is asking for trouble -- and the need for an attorney to represent them in court, as a defense attorney!!!
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zzzzzzzzzz said 8:29PM on 3-28-2008
who ever thought of that should be fired....who in the heII would want their t.v. watching them. that is being WAY TOO SUGGESTIVE.why dont they try to add something(new-different shows)people will actually want to watch
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Joe said 8:37PM on 3-28-2008
Well, another great use for Duck Tape.......covering up that damned camera when they come out :)
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Ron said 8:41PM on 3-28-2008
Any camera put into a box that comes into my house will get a bit of duct tape over its eye. As far as the principle of some outside "peeping toms" looking into my private space, no matter what the alleged convenience, Comcast can get stuffed.
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AMY KEITH said 8:47PM on 3-28-2008
HATE COMERCIALS. DON'T WANT THEM TRACKING ME FOR SURE!!!
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a_no_body said 8:49PM on 3-28-2008
Well, if they want to film me.............I expect payment. Believe me it will be more than the cost of our monthly cable bill!!
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l bauer said 8:52PM on 3-28-2008
time for Americans to stand up and be heard. we have a right to have privicy in our homes. i am so tired of letting the state, government, schools, ect. tell me what to do. I am and American and I can do a I please as long as I do not hurt another human being. Time to stop being cowards and using politically correct as an excuse.
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furman0 said 8:52PM on 3-28-2008
alex jones said a cable guy told him they're already in the digital cable boxes.
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sweetbabenfl said 8:59PM on 3-28-2008
I knew this was going to happen. it's predicted in the bible. next will be the phone. be very careful of what you say. pple will be listening.
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Danob said 9:01PM on 3-28-2008
I'll never have a camera in my home. Goodbye Comcast.
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Dan said 9:01PM on 3-28-2008
You people wanted Bush. You got him....
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