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(1) MARITAL NUT CRACKER

In the hands of angry wives, no man is safe.

(2)STRANGLE ME ELMO DOLL

He looks and sounds like a lovable Sesame Street character until you let him hug your neck. With the force of the Terminator, his hands can reduce a size 16 neck to that of a soda straw.

(3)RESCUE ME FIREMAN ACTION FIGURE

He is indeed a fireman. Turn him on and he can incinerate a house in minutes with his blowtorch or reduce the house to kindling in an hour with his ax.

(4)ROLLS OVER

This luxury car has the tendancy to flip on its side when making a turn at 10 mph.

(5)THE LASER POINTER OF DEATH

At last, teachers have something to scare students straight. It may look like a harmless laser pointer. But when turned on to maximum output, it becomes a death ray that can slice through a bully as fast as a sharp knife through melted butter.

(6)ROBO PIT BULL

This robotic dog has a vice-like bite and will give nightmare to the bravest postal carrier.

(7)TWEETY VULTURE

If this Tweety bird says he saw a puty cat, it was probably before he burps and says, "And he was delicious."

(8)MY LITTLE RABID PONY

You can tell by the foaming mouth and the angry snorts that this little pony is not a little girl's best friend.

(9)ATOMOGUN

You only get one shot with this gun because one shot can take out 100 city blocks and leave them uninhabitable for years.

(10)WRONGCO'S SLICER

This device can slice carrots, celery, arms, legs, and heads off of necks.

(11)MY LITTLE M-1 TANK

It may by 1/10 the size of the real thing. But it packs enought firepower to level a clubhouse where kids you thought were your friends are holding their secret meetings which you're excluded from.

(12)NUTSY NAZI ACTION FIGURE

It still thinks WW II is going on and kills anyone who opposes him.

(13)BARBI GONE BAD

Give her a tiny marital nut cracker and Ken better watch himself around her.

(14)BED-O-NAILS

The razor sharp nails may not be the most comfortable. But once you lay on it, you'll never get off.

(15)THE REAL CHARGER

This electric car comes equipped with a CD player, air conditioning, and a fully electrified seat that fries those it deems unworthy of driving the vehicle.

(16)VEGO-O-MATIC

It may look like a hat. But wear it in the sun and sweat and it shrinks so much that it can squeeze your brains out your ears.

Thankfully these things don't exist. But I'm sure some angry wives would love to have the first gadget. ]]>Jul 23rd 2008 9:00PM